made up human

A person born w a penis who chops it off to a clit and vice versa.

What is that thing it might be one of those made up humans.

by Coach jbs dog March 6, 2023

human chickin nugget

its your mom

'hey its a human chickin nugget '

by jehrfwholudheiludhw.lqjksqwlus November 17, 2017

Human Vape

when u put someone butt in your mouth and they fart and u breathe it and puff it out like a vape

person 1: it smells like shit in here

person 2: human vape is a killer man

by aristotle's denial October 13, 2025

Human Milker-o-matic

A pair of tubes in the girl's washroom, sucking milk from their breasts upon them being placed on it, and using half of it gained to make a drug, going in through a 3rd tube forcefully into the girl's mouth. This drug enhanced their breast size, the quantity of milk inside, and makes them act obedient, extremely orgasmic, and stiff to the point where they may be unable to move. This generates near infinite amounts of milk to be sent to the market.

That's why you don't ask how the sausage is made.

Girl1: Do we dare to try it?
Girl2: I say we do it on the count of three.
Both: One, Two, Three!
Later...
Boy1 and 2: (Locks Girl's Washroom door)
(Faint moans heard in a bathroom in the middle of nowhere, being sucked into the factory to make the milk, all stemming from the Human Milker-o-matic

by Registered_Fun_Haver May 28, 2022

Human centipenis

When males partake in polygamous anal sex facing in the same direction, i.e. nut to butt, so that the orgy resembles a centipede. Although only a true centipenis can be made with exactly 50 participants, any group of 3 or more is commonly refers to as this for comedic purposes.

"Did you see the MMMM scene in that new pornographic video, 'The Human Centipenis'?"

"Yes sir, I thought Scotty Aces' middle performance was worthy of an AVM."

by Scoops747 July 30, 2013

we, humans, are creatures of habit

a) the most pragmatic, rational (IMHO) response to the rhetorical questions "why do old habits die hard? and why people resist change"?

b) a nicer way of telling someone "no matter how hard you try to change someone they will always retain part of their individuality."

a teenage boy comes crying to his father : " why won't my girlfriend Meedith follow me to Concordia University in Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go to Mcgill University and do Psychology. Is there anything I can do?

father: no and no again. no, she doesn't deserve that you commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her, and no, you can't do a rat's ass about it, simply because the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies to her as well.

by Sexydimma February 5, 2013

Human malware

Someone who goes around causing shit for their own enjoyment.

person 1- "ah yes i gage posted again, he really sperged out this time"

person 2- "you are a true piece of human malware aren't you?"

by Minuteman's abused dog January 28, 2021