house wifery

Engaging in random acts of being a housewife.
The exhuasting day-in day-out of duties of being a wife
What are you doing today?
Cleaning up the house, buying flatware, and picking the kids ups.
Sounds like a day chuck full of house wifery.
by Type-Z November 04, 2013
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House of Iron

"What are you up to today?"

"Hitting up the House of Iron and then going out."
by TheGuch April 30, 2009
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Stuck In The House Syndrome

Stuck in the House Syndrome is when you grow bored of being lazy in your house. Your brain turns to mush, you get tired of sitting so your legs hurt, you don't have anything on t.v to watch, on demand wants to be gay, and you run out of websites and things to do on the computer, you even searched things to do when bored in Google. You feel like rolling on the floor and screaming -__-
PERSON 1: When it snows outside, and my parents refuse to take me anywhere i start to scream and roll on the floor.

PERSON 2: Dude, you must be suffering with stuck in the house syndrome

PERSON 1: Man, i need the cure for SITHS

PERSON 2: Runaway -_-
by Boredchild January 08, 2011
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shit house bandit

Slang name for anyone who grafittis restrooms.
They paint these walls to hide my pen, but the shit house bandit has struck again.
by Aunty Peaches March 07, 2007
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Home Depot House

A house which is so obviously made primarily from lower-priced parts (e.g. light fixtures, mailboxes, floor moldings, etc.) found at the Home Depot. Oftentimes built by low-end contractors to keep costs low.
OMG, that is such a Home Depot House, they couldn't even afford a real front-door.
by Albanian Eagle March 04, 2009
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nigga in yo house

when somebody who is unwanted is in your house.

*Doesn't always have to be a black guy*
Damn dude! Your fuckin alarms are going off! There must be a nigga in yo house!
by Lolroflwtfjews May 28, 2008
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House Cooling Party

Opposite of House Warming Party.

A party to celebrate moving out of a place.
We're moving out of our place next month, so you're invited to our house cooling party this Saturday. Please bring your own bag, and be prepared to go home with some lovely parting gifts.
by The C Money January 31, 2005
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