hit the shade tree

Usually means you're fired from your job.

Joe: Sorry I'm late again, I had a flat tire.
BossMan: Hit the shade tree!!!!!
Joe: "sits under tree"

by Jojwjwjejej December 28, 2013

Hit kelso day

Everyone hits kelso one time with an egg or with something bigger

I hate kelso so I poor cement on his house hit kelso day

by Jdv November 16, 2021

Hit someone's jewel

To kick someone in the balls

I hit someone's jewel today. They yelled "Ow, my balls!"

by Asadefa September 21, 2020

Hit it on the back side

To clean up the mess after a co-worker failed to do a task correctly.

Sandy has trouble counting past 10, so all the orders had to be hit it on the back side after she got done with them.

by badger_panther January 03, 2011

Founding Father Hit

The first hit of a joint or blunt whenever it has to be relighted. Especially when its almost done these hits totally suck and respect goes to whoever grabs the lighter to relight it.

"Dude is it done?"
"Na man but don't worry give me the lighter I'll take a founding father hit."

by SocalDreamer February 26, 2012

Don’t hit me

This is when a girl is trying to low-key tell you to wear a codom, it means that you aren’t hitting her with your semen

Come here but don’t hit me

by Darryl lee March 20, 2019

Hard hitting image

One of many images, like the party animal or the bad boy image.

The guy claimed that somebody else had a stranglehold on people's minds, but wouldn't let his own band members wear moo moo's or silly looking outfits because he wanted to keep the band's hard hitting image intact. He didn't want anybody to know his image for the entire band wasnt a reflection of who he really was.

by Solid Mantis January 04, 2021