hit the shade tree

Usually means you're fired from your job.

Joe: Sorry I'm late again, I had a flat tire.
BossMan: Hit the shade tree!!!!!
Joe: "sits under tree"

by Jojwjwjejej December 27, 2013

Hit kelso day

Everyone hits kelso one time with an egg or with something bigger

I hate kelso so I poor cement on his house hit kelso day

by Jdv November 15, 2021

Hit someone's jewel

To kick someone in the balls

I hit someone's jewel today. They yelled "Ow, my balls!"

by Asadefa September 21, 2020

Don’t hit me

This is when a girl is trying to low-key tell you to wear a codom, it means that you aren’t hitting her with your semen

Come here but don’t hit me

by Darryl lee March 19, 2019

hit your hard

chronic masturbation, its pretty hardcore.

"hi bacon, whats up?"
"not much...."
"you hit your hard a lot"

by Zoe Kennedy November 6, 2007

Hit it on the back side

To clean up the mess after a co-worker failed to do a task correctly.

Sandy has trouble counting past 10, so all the orders had to be hit it on the back side after she got done with them.

by badger_panther January 26, 2011

Founding Father Hit

The first hit of a joint or blunt whenever it has to be relighted. Especially when its almost done these hits totally suck and respect goes to whoever grabs the lighter to relight it.

"Dude is it done?"
"Na man but don't worry give me the lighter I'll take a founding father hit."

by SocalDreamer May 14, 2012