hand myself

Painfully sticking a whole hand into your vagina.

"Jennifer makes me want to hand myself with a bendy ruler"

by Pangina420 April 15, 2017

Hand Cannon

The best codename for a girl that you get a big boner for. Nobody will know what you mean, so feel free to express yourself in awkward ways!

Me: I have tried out the hand cannon that is totally from fortnite, and it is my favorite!
Friend: Cool bro I really like the golden scar.

by DMan21121 May 6, 2019

Jimmy Hands

When one's hands lose control so as to fondle a woman's breast, with or without clothing.

So you got the jimmy hands, did you creft her too?

by Dukatz June 6, 2011

Hand Banana

A banana for your hand. AKA penis, drive shaft, pickled pepper, tentacle.

"This is not your father's nursing home, keep your hand banana away from the guests."

by Dr. Rob Jones February 10, 2008

talk to the hand

When you lift your hand to stop a perfectly good conversation of mocking somone. "Talk to the Hand" is, has, and always will be stupid stupid stupid. It is done by annoying white girls and oreos. Stupid Stupid Stupid.

Me: Wow so I heard your an idiot
Stupid idiot: Talk to the hand
Me: Wow stupid!

by JOE BLOW June 17, 2004

Big hands

Use by many people to refer to a woman who has kids. Thusly she needs big hands to carry the luggage ( i.e kids and children)

- "man check her out"

- "nah shes got big hands"

- "really?"

-"yea three of them "

by Stonewall92 October 15, 2010

Hand-Solo

A chubby flat ass monger, who enjoys eating the starfish. Also, is known for jerking off instead of having actual sex.

That lavatory looks like a good place to pull a Hand-Solo.

by LH69 April 26, 2005