puff and dump

Smoking while sitting on a toilet bowl and evacuating your bowels.

My friend David E says there is nothing more relaxing than taking his shirt off and having a nice puff and dump during the middle of a hard workday.

by Dr. Jackson Parr September 02, 2011

Donald Dump

A maniac coot who has dem dump trash bags as clothes

Bruhhhhh Donald Dumpppppppppppppp

by Boi On A Unicycle November 05, 2018

dump bagging

When you find a random poop in a low flow toilet and proceed to dip your nuts into the water.

"Martin loved his dump bagging. I mean, you can't catch herpes twice, right?

by Rey (pseudonym) September 14, 2021

Illegal Dumping

When you've been pooping for way too long while on company time.

Mr. Anderson's crackdown on Illegal Dumping had to end after he busted down the bathroom door while an employee was pooping.

by Bob8009 May 24, 2023

Dump the bucket

Expelling so much piss at one time that it sounds like you’re dumping a bucket of water on the ground

“Does anyone know where Matt went?”

“He’s been drinking all day, he probably went to dump the bucket”

by Loyal-T June 17, 2019

Dump and pump

When you take a huge shit before having sex

"Lick my butt and call me a banana"
"Hang on, I'm gonna dump and pump"

"Did you see your girlfriend last night?"
"Yeah, I went over and did a quick dump and pump"

by Fifflefaffle November 23, 2021

Trucker dump

To bring your cup of coffee or other beverage with you while releasing fecal matter

Jacob is trucker dumping, he just walked into the bathroom with his coffee!

by April’s a douche June 04, 2024