Robber boner

An erection caused by the act stealing of various objects

check out that guys pants he is definitely stealing, you can see by the robber boner in his trousers.

by jusytyjnz March 17, 2022

Boner Tree

A tree that possesses tall, erect, rock hard branches that ooze copious amounts of sap when the branches brush against each other.

Wow! Do you see that Boner Tree! It's in full bloom!

Dang, that boner tree sure looks nice in your yard.

by Jayrichmoneybags May 05, 2013

Batman of boners

A man who is attracted to the male sex organ but is very discreet about it

Bro, have you heard Boris is a Batman of boners!?

by Officer Klaus August 07, 2022

Boner Bypass

When one tries to pass by but is made difficult because of a potruding boner.

James attempted a boner bypass when he tried to pass by Sabrina with his raging hard on.

James: Can I get by?
Sabrina: Not enough room with that boner!
*Boing*
James: Got through!
Sabrina: Nice boner bypass.

by Isabel Bridge September 20, 2014

Boner sisters

A group of girls who had sex with the same guy.

"- Did you hear that Vanessa banged your ex?"
"- Yeah, I guess we're boner sisters now."

by Sadik Arno December 22, 2014

Anti-Boner

When something makes you wince so hard your penis and testicles proceed to retract into your body.

The word boner gives me an anti-boner.

by metapossum June 02, 2017

anti boner

Something awful or distasteful either visually or mentally that causes a non-erect penis to retract inward like a frightened turtle.

Example 1. seeing that guy get hit in the balls with a rock gave me an anti boner. Example 2: watching the fat chilean mail woman bend over to pick up mail gave me an anti, bro

by makey0urselfs1ck May 06, 2012