Daniel Boner

a sad kid at a melbourne school and is a valorant kid

Girl: hey daniel Boner, why is there a noose around your head?

by Sexosu November 16, 2022

Boner shivering

That feel when a guy knows he's about to have sex/mansturbate and his body starts to shiver and feel cold to warm up.

A: Are you feeling ok?
B: yeah, it's just a bit of boner shivering

by Deeca October 9, 2016

Boner Depressant

When your sexual desires are ruined from a certain situation happening causing you to lose your excitement.

Man, having my girl talking about the holocaust last night really gave me a boner depressant.

by FutonDryer May 9, 2018

Competency Boner

It's when someone's doing something that they're highly proficient at, and you find that attractive

i see you doing the thing that you know how to do oh so well and THAT'S attractive

I saw them and they started talking about their favorite subject, and now i have a competency boner

i saw him performing and now i got a competency boner

by zaraT March 27, 2023

Boner snitch

The person that reports your boner to a teacher, officials, authority figure etc.

Krystle told her teacher that Rainier was trying to hide his boner, after bumping into her in P.E class. So he called her a boner snitch.

by Shengnu4u September 8, 2019

Turf Boner

Similar to Turf Toe, but to your erect penis. Most commonly occurred from dipping the love stick into the honey pot either to fast or to hard. Causing it to slip out missing the intended target.

John got turf boner last night, we had to put it on ice.

by KingFett September 18, 2014

Bass boner

An affect of catching a very large bass of any type. (Fresh water or salt water)

1. I caught an 8lb hog(large bass) in the lake the other day. It gave me the biggest bass boner.

2. Before I got the bass in the boat I already had a bass boner from looking at it.

by ZeroFoxGiven September 6, 2020