AUKUS

AUKUS (noun & verb)

Noun:
A massively overpriced, overhyped, and underdelivered deal — usually between clueless governments or corporations — that becomes a national embarrassment. Symbolises waste, spin, and zero return on investment.

Verb:
To financially commit to something absurdly expensive and ultimately useless. Usually followed by long-term regret, political fallout, or personal shame.

✅ Example 1:

The government spent hundreds of billions on submarines that won’t arrive for decades — classic AUKUS.

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✅ Example 2:

I thought I was signing up for a luxury yoga retreat, but it was just a tarp in a paddock with goats. I totally AUKUSed myself.

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by Gonzo Snark June 13, 2025

August

The smartest, most caring guy in the world. With hair or without, he looks gorgeous no matter what he does. And he may or may not be the best at chess and the mini-crossword, but never better at the wordle.

"August is going to marry Mackenzie one day, he stole that girls heart as soon as he cooked her steak and did face masks with her."

by stargirl2002 June 18, 2025

Augustin

Augustin is a sexy french guy he always needs an L girl and he loves swordfishes

Augustin fishing his twin

by swordfishptrk July 6, 2025

Augustine

Augustine is a girl who dates her friend's crusty exes.

Hey, do you know Augustine?

Do you mean that frumpy hoe?
Yes, Augustine is one frumpy hoe. Period.

by penny l a n e7 October 21, 2025

accusationing

the act of making an accusation

why is bre accusationing me of that matter

by lihoe October 25, 2025

August 6th

If you’re born on August 6th, you are the most gorgeous beauty ever. Were you crafted by Aphrodite herself? Not only that—but you are also the sweetest person ever. It’s like a 2in1 package deal—special. You might not think of yourself as anything special, but trust me, you really are. You’re so much more than you give yourself credit for. There are so much people who value and love you, although you might not realize it. Keep your head up and never give up. <3

Also you’re the silliest person ever!👀

“August 6th, the month of beauty’s, all in a big world.”

by localblackcat November 15, 2025

August 14- batjokes day

Batjokes, a pairing between Batman and the joker, a ship between the two.

It now has its very own day.

"Batjokes Day" is an unofficial fan-created celebration held annually on August 14. It is a day for fans of the "Batjokes" (Batman/Joker slash) ship to share their appreciation and fan-made content.

“Happy batjokes day!” “Happy august 14- batjokes day!”

by Alexanderlight8 November 24, 2025