Token Jew

A Jewish person who is included in a group solely to create the appearance of diversity and inclusion, rather than because of their qualifications to be part of the group.

Valdemar: Did you hear Kyle was part of the Palestine protest yesterday?
Atheer: Really?
Valdemar: Obviously a token Jew.

by Valmerito May 18, 2024

Levy Jews

Levy Jews.

Dutch people are levy Jews. goddamit

by ancaptrev September 24, 2022

Jews

See? Not allowed.

Hym “See that!? See!? You can be as anti-Christian as you want but say anything about the Jews and what happens? Todd Phillips steals your movie. Not that I said anything about the Jews that isn’t true...”

by Hym Iam October 11, 2022

Based Jew

A Jewish person (typically between ages 10-20) who is very based and proud of themself. They are on tiktok and they hate antisemites. Their comments are spammed with antisemites either named something like user728372937383, austrianpainter8293, or kanyefan82839. They don't let any comments like those change their opinion on their religion. They explain why antisemitic arguments are invalid all the time. And for fun, they post them celebrating their holidays on tiktok.

Miriam is so amazing! She is such a based Jew.

by Elysmile April 10, 2023

blame jew

A very irritating person who tends to blame you for things that are absolutely ridiculous.

Person: Oh shit that was my dog in my blankets ive been kicking for 45 minutes
Blame jew: Its your fucking fault you moronic sub-creature failed abortion fucker
Person: woah calm your tits jesus christ
Blame jew: YOU DID 9/11

by Foamyman November 21, 2016

Nickel Jew

The ultimate Jew

Is a Jew that is so Jewey, they won't even stoop to pick up pennies as they see them as below them because of how much money they have.

Guy 1: did you see how that douche was talking down to that guy cuz his dad's rich?

Guy 2: yeah, that fucker's definitely a Nickel Jew.

by Evil white man April 22, 2019

Nigger penis faggot jew

A nigger who has a penis and likes sticking it's penis in other niggers and is also a jew

You are such a nigger penis faggot jew!

by dodgy man May 21, 2024