The new friend that you seem to be crushing on no matter how much you don’t want to. Part of you knows that you’re only in love with the idea of them but that’s not enough to stop you. You hear them in every song. You see them in the cracks of the pavement on your long walks downtown. You know it’s a bad idea to fall for sam because they’re strictly off limits for reasons you don’t need to get into…. But how could you not fall in love with them? (They play guitar)
by too_adicted May 6, 2023
Get the Sammug. by Super_Epic_Person79 March 6, 2024
Get the Sammug. The kindest person you will ever meet. He loves God, and he uses his religion to help others become better people. He reminds you that you are cared for and appreciated. He is perfect in every way, shape, and form. He will be therefor you whenever you need him. He is amazing at sports and is also extremely smart. He is hilarious, and will cheer you up with his bizarre humor whenever you need him. His favorite thing to do is help people. and even though it may not seem like it, he truly has a soft side and will be the best friend you will ever have.
by fativy27 February 9, 2021
Get the Sammug. A handsome, distinguished, threaded eyebrows, omega assed individual of exemanian nobility. Sam's entire personality revolves around his humongous dumb truck of an ass. Raised by women, Sam is very easy to upset. His trigger words include but are not limited to: "Exema", "eyebrows", "Pohlmann", "Father", and "Harriet Tubman". Sam can be found initially mellow, but upon saying one of these words he will quickly attack you over social media, and especially on Yik Yak.
by KanyeWest4Life April 21, 2023
Get the Sam Sheehanmug. An uncommon species of dog. Often doesn't show up or is only free when it's convenient for them. Often seeks rest inbetween making sure he is the highlight of anything. Sits on a high perch looking over everyone, often observes how inferior they are.
Person 1: You coming to the pub Sam?
Sam: No, I bowled 20 overs now I need a rest from my full time job. I'll happily dog the boys
Sam: No, I bowled 20 overs now I need a rest from my full time job. I'll happily dog the boys
by Ann69 January 26, 2021
Get the Sammug. Sam is the most annoying person ever. They are most likely really selfish and doesn’t care about others. He always think they are the best and above others when they are really not
Sam get a life man!
by Anonymous19384738 November 23, 2021
Get the Sammug. Another word for Snitch.
Calle the cops on me when they took me away he keyed my car. Bitch
Saw me at Walmart with a panicked look on his face drove off and called the cops.
Called the cops again at u know where snitchy sam. Ur a bitch. Never showed up at my house. It's ur responsibility now. Hope ya r happy
Calle the cops on me when they took me away he keyed my car. Bitch
Saw me at Walmart with a panicked look on his face drove off and called the cops.
Called the cops again at u know where snitchy sam. Ur a bitch. Never showed up at my house. It's ur responsibility now. Hope ya r happy
Sam there's u know who
Sam: scared shitless and calls the cops
Hey sam snitch speak English ur in america
Sam:Vaat di u saey
Sam: scared shitless and calls the cops
Hey sam snitch speak English ur in america
Sam:Vaat di u saey
by RightNowRN January 29, 2024
Get the Sam snitchmug.