Howard Waynesboro is the Whitest Name on Earth
by HowardUrStupid September 14, 2023
Howard Waynesboro is the Whitest Name on Earth
by HowardUrStupid September 14, 2023
Mario Lopez haired slim Jim. Searches for big foot when goes camping. Turns on people with his snagged tooth. Tries to be a baller. Says he's succeeded. Would whoop sense into you with 10 in chode.
by Męë November 23, 2016
When people put names/friends' names in the Urban Dictionary just to send it to them and say "OMG This description perfectly describes you!" and then they freak out and show their other friends and maybe post it on Instagram or Snapchat or something and they'll never know that you were the one who posted it!!!
by youngsavage69 November 25, 2018
A Starbucks name is the name you give someone when your real name is very common or similar to other names and is often misheard.
Why did you give the barista "Matt" as your name when your real name is "Ben"?
Everyone hears "Matt" anyways, so now it's my Starbucks name.
Everyone hears "Matt" anyways, so now it's my Starbucks name.
by phrmashwrma May 06, 2024
A completely normal name that the barista spells wrong for no reason. And not just a simple mistake, a spelling that's not even CLOSE to your name.
Barista: Hi welcome to Starbucks. Name?
George: George
A few minutes later...
Barista: An espresso for George?
*Label says "Joarjj"*
Starbucks name
George: George
A few minutes later...
Barista: An espresso for George?
*Label says "Joarjj"*
Starbucks name
by EasternEuropeanSlavLover June 02, 2025
by strxwmochi February 13, 2023