Turtle

Really, really, like really hella good weed

I just got this new dealer and I don’t know how good my new turtle is, wanna hit it with me??
Best turtle of my life dude

by mad.child October 23, 2018

Turtling

When you have to poop really bad and you feel it oozing out your ass

Hey man brb I think I'm turtling

by Cupacorn September 13, 2017

Acoustic turtle

A term used to describe someone who is acting acoustic or just plain fucking stupid.

Person 1: “Ignorance is a side effect of anger”
Person 2: “I’m not ignoring u”
Person 1: “You’re such an acoustic turtle”

by Totally not Eric_Bob November 11, 2017

turtled up

When a guy gets so cold, his dick draws up inside himself to the point of looking as though he may be uncut, even though he isn't.

Man, it's so damn cold in here I was turtled up and had to pull my dick out of myself just to take a leak.

I think... but it was so damn long I forget, I have a hangover and I'm gonna need chemo.

by dj_nafi November 25, 2014

turtle

often referred to as:
-turtul
-turtle
-turtelelelelelelelelelelelelelelele
-turtil
-turtur
etc.....

basically a lizard with a short tail and a protective covering shell that "eats" plastic because its yummy. Sadly, it might extinct soon. :,(

JC: what's a turtle?
Y/N: lol idk didn't that extinct because of the vskskskskco girls?

by theasianpotato September 21, 2019

Turtle Aquarium

When one enters the bathroom, turns on steaming hot water in the shower and proceeds to take a shit. The shit particles cling to the water vapour in the air creating a dense stench. For maximum effect, empty all the water out of the toilet so your turd is only hitting porcelain. Proceed to call a significant other into the bathroom, citing you need help with something, and relish their reaction of having to smell your airborne vaporized poo particles.

“Last night I made a Turtle Aquarium in the bathroom, and tricked Stacey into smelling it”

by BullshitRhymes October 28, 2020

turtle farmer

a turtle farmer is a racial slur toward any islander but mainly fijians

stop being such a stupid turtle farmer

by matthew will steall ur daughte May 30, 2024