An Emilie is a very rare & special creature. Stories have been told about her beauty, capability to brighten up people's lives & ability to pleasure her partner.
She is better hearted than Mother Theresa.
Gandhi found inspiration in her fight for peace.
Mike Tyson thinks she's sexy.
James Blunt's "Your Beautiful" is written about her booty.
.. The list goes on.
The gods has blocked herself to see the beauty, intelligence & awesomeness she carries - but it's obvious to everyone around her. The world has agreed on an international meeting that we cannot make our desire for her being too obvious, so we have to hold back our admiration for her even though that's all we do every day when we are at home.
Rumors say that a very lucky boy has managed to win her heart. He is forever grateful for the time he has with this amazing woman and will for sure have an amazing future if he manages to stay with this beauty of a creature called Emilie.
Also, she's the first human to enter the top 3 of "Most Delicious Things to be Enjoyed"
1. Emilie
2. Tortoise Ice Cream
3. Slinky.
She is better hearted than Mother Theresa.
Gandhi found inspiration in her fight for peace.
Mike Tyson thinks she's sexy.
James Blunt's "Your Beautiful" is written about her booty.
.. The list goes on.
The gods has blocked herself to see the beauty, intelligence & awesomeness she carries - but it's obvious to everyone around her. The world has agreed on an international meeting that we cannot make our desire for her being too obvious, so we have to hold back our admiration for her even though that's all we do every day when we are at home.
Rumors say that a very lucky boy has managed to win her heart. He is forever grateful for the time he has with this amazing woman and will for sure have an amazing future if he manages to stay with this beauty of a creature called Emilie.
Also, she's the first human to enter the top 3 of "Most Delicious Things to be Enjoyed"
1. Emilie
2. Tortoise Ice Cream
3. Slinky.
by Hermansen December 28, 2021
Get the Emilie mug.An internet wide joke to associate a specific type of person who
1. Is often into spirituality
2: Often leftist if not just left leaning
3. Has a sense of faux nonconformism despite interests/hobbies being a common trait among many people.
4. A certain (very common, mind you.) Style and overall personality. (Common interests include things like frogs, minimalistic smiley faces, and rainbows.)
Can also be used as a stereotype to describe an overall type of woman, more often than not, a bisexual woman.
1. Is often into spirituality
2: Often leftist if not just left leaning
3. Has a sense of faux nonconformism despite interests/hobbies being a common trait among many people.
4. A certain (very common, mind you.) Style and overall personality. (Common interests include things like frogs, minimalistic smiley faces, and rainbows.)
Can also be used as a stereotype to describe an overall type of woman, more often than not, a bisexual woman.
Jan: Ugh, Melanie is being such an Emily right now. She thinks she's soooo special.
Mac: Yea, she bought one of those dumb frog bucket hats. It's just so unoriginal.
Mac: Yea, she bought one of those dumb frog bucket hats. It's just so unoriginal.
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Get the Emily mug.Emily is very sympathetic, very emotional and even a bit of a cry baby. Everything makes her cry, good and bad. She absolutely loves to laugh and laughs at everything. She’s not very good at standing up for herself. She has a hard time telling people no and would rather she get the bad end of the deal than offend or hurt someone’s feelings. She doesn’t have many super close friends but if she does call you her friend she would give her life for you!! She’s also a very low maintenance friend. Don’t talk to her for weeks months or years but you can pick up with her right where you left off. She loves hard and truly doesn’t give up on those that she loves. There are always second chances with Emily.
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Get the Emily mug.When you see a cow on a field, so you run over to it and dickslap it, but it turns out it was Emilie dressed as a cow the entire time.
"I was having the time of my life slapping cows with my nuts yesterday, but it turned out it was a girl doing a klam Emilie"
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