Emilie

An Emilie is a very rare & special creature. Stories have been told about her beauty, capability to brighten up people's lives & ability to pleasure her partner.

She is better hearted than Mother Theresa.
Gandhi found inspiration in her fight for peace.
Mike Tyson thinks she's sexy.
James Blunt's "Your Beautiful" is written about her booty.
.. The list goes on.

The gods has blocked herself to see the beauty, intelligence & awesomeness she carries - but it's obvious to everyone around her. The world has agreed on an international meeting that we cannot make our desire for her being too obvious, so we have to hold back our admiration for her even though that's all we do every day when we are at home.

Rumors say that a very lucky boy has managed to win her heart. He is forever grateful for the time he has with this amazing woman and will for sure have an amazing future if he manages to stay with this beauty of a creature called Emilie.

Also, she's the first human to enter the top 3 of "Most Delicious Things to be Enjoyed"
1. Emilie
2. Tortoise Ice Cream
3. Slinky.
Person 1: Wow, that woman is awesome!

Person 2: Yeah, she's, like, 2% of how awesome Emilie is.
by Hermansen December 28, 2021
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