(n.) 'dA-&s-"eks-'vä-gi-n& An unexpected, artificial, or improbable instance of two or more individuals having sex introduced suddenly in a work of fiction or drama to resolve a situation or untangle a plot.
"...so, her boyfriend found out he had brain cancer, their dog was hit by a car, and the bank finally foreclosed on the house. But then they had sex, and all of their problems were immediately solved!"
"Sex... cured the brain cancer, got them a new dog, and somehow supplied them with a hundred and fifty thousand dollars?"
"Yeah, it was a bit of a deus ex vagina."
"Sex... cured the brain cancer, got them a new dog, and somehow supplied them with a hundred and fifty thousand dollars?"
"Yeah, it was a bit of a deus ex vagina."
by readx0r August 28, 2006
by weenie suck February 23, 2019
When a dude wants to have sex really bad with a chick and goes at it a little too intense, causing her to be sore afterwards.
Eric: You and Jennie finally have sex?
Rich: Yeah, finally! We had some great sex for hours last night. She told me she was sore.
Eric: Ahh shit bro, you got to wreck her vagina.
Eric:
Rich: Yeah, finally! We had some great sex for hours last night. She told me she was sore.
Eric: Ahh shit bro, you got to wreck her vagina.
Eric:
by RiddyTX June 05, 2015
Man, I was gonna fuck Susie last night, thought I was gonna need syrup when I saw that flap jack vagina.
by ex_lax70 September 23, 2016
Bobby: Dani, why are you being such a bitch lately?
Dani: I can't help it, I have a blood belching vagina!
Dani: I can't help it, I have a blood belching vagina!
by Bobby Fresh, Yo. May 03, 2008
The female version of BDE. When a woman is fully secure with herself and does not need external validation e.g. thirsty comments on her IG, filters, money, etc... to know her value.
by donjuanegro September 04, 2018
you open a girls vagina and stick a load of meat into it. you then finger her vagina many times in order to thoroughly mix the meat. After this you will then open her vagina and precede to heat it up just enough so that the meat cooks but you don't burn her vagina. You then fuck the shit out of her (in this case, the meat out of her) and proceed to eat it or freeze it if you want to take it out for a special occasion.
You: Yo stuart i don't know what to do for my anniversary.
Stuart: Just give her a meaty vagina, not only will she love it but you'll have a great anniversary dinner.
Stuart: Just give her a meaty vagina, not only will she love it but you'll have a great anniversary dinner.
by im so meaty July 27, 2015