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roasted turkeys

when the nipples are hard from being pinched or coldness of weather.
tom! your roasted turkeys are poking through your shirt!
by the LaH and TaH gang October 21, 2011
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Spicy Turkey Twizzler

A variation of the Turkery Twizzler.

The act in which the male or female with a strap on, points the shaft upwards vertically while lying down. The partner, male or female, then proceeds to "sit" on the shaft - with it in the anus. Then while the person lying down stays still, the person riding the shaft proceeds to spin around almost in a breakdance type fashion. Except this time while the partner spins around on the shaft, they defecate and liquid shite is spread all over the partner's scrotum and abdomen.
"My girl loves a spicy turkey twizzler, i sincerely do not. Don't worry, i'll serve her a nice hot lunch tomorrow as a gift of my appreciation"

"I got a spicy turkey twizzler yesterday, my boyfriend still smells of... um... spices."
by Pigeon on a Microscooter November 16, 2011
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dumpster turkey

Dumpster Turkey is a sex move involving two or more people. It's usually a threesome that involves a chef, massage therapist, and event planner/MBA study. It's an effort to get the massage therapist pregnant.
Suz, the event planner, used to bang Cliff, the chef. Amanda came along and used a turkey baster to get pregant with leftover Suz juices. They had a dumpster turkey child.
by pcrims May 12, 2014
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Greasy Turkey

A wet ratchet pussy with pussy lips that look like a turkey's gobbler.
I was going down on this hoe and as soon as I stuck it in her pussy was like a greasy turkey.
by Greasy Nigga May 15, 2014
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Mud turkey

When one takes a massive shit filling up the majority of the toilet bowl, it's bigger than a grocery snake.
Man I just shit out a mud turkey.
by Early Cuyler May 10, 2014
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wild turkey jerk off

When a guy jerks off intensely making Turkey noises and then cums on his girlfriend's back and sticks feathers to it
Me and my girlfriend might try a wild Turkey jerk off
by Kinkyp33nyborder July 8, 2015
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Murderous Turkey

"Gobble Gobble, Biiiiiiiitch."
"Wowzers! You really are a murderous turkey!"
by Pop Pop Zucchini February 4, 2016
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