Hard leg

A man or men who have penis that still get hard, old slang word for old heads

All y’all hard legs go sit down somewhere and get out them young women faces

by Urban slang genius for March 21, 2019

Long Legs McGee

A nickname my friends and I gave to Zhongli from Genshin Impact.

Me: ok well I'm not the one who wants to rail or be railed by Long Legs McGee

Friend: he sounds like a hot narrator! Good god 🙄 shut up about it already 😡

by CallmeFynn September 15, 2023

The one legged pirate

When a gentleman shoots semen into one eye of a girl and covers it like a eye patch, then proceeds to kick her on the knee so she hops on one leg and says 'AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH'

Last night i gave my girlfriend 'The one legged pirate' and now I'm single.

by Nupey dupey August 22, 2022

7 legged spider

Is a spider with 7 legs 2 fangs and 8 eyes also shoots webs from its butt hole where else would it shoot web from

Fuxk moi is that a 7 legged spider

by Siri_bob June 08, 2022

ape legs

The after effect when a girl doesn't shave all winter long then tries on 25% off shorts at Kohl's in preparation for Spring.

Heater broke the other night but bitch's ape legs got me warmer than a bear skin rug.

by Bjørn Skarsgård January 02, 2016

Leg Nog

The non-dairy protein rich reproductive byproduct of the post ejaculatory male.

Ebenezer Spooge just whipped up a fresh batch of Leg Nog for the holiday!

by Ebenezer Spooge December 26, 2021

Leg nog

A prank in which someone shaves their leg hair, puts the hair into a glass of egg nog, and offers it to a friend or family member. When someone drinks the beverage, it means that they have been leg nogged.

Guy 1#: My friend Cletus forgot to give me my $20 yesterday, so I decided to get him back.

Guy 2#: What did you do?

Guy 1#: I gave him a warm glass of leg nog.

by BatteryMaster June 14, 2016