born on the wrong side of the blanket

born of parents not lawfully married to each other.

She was considered a social outcast because she was born on the wrong side of the blanket.

by Arminkshipper July 30, 2024

Side-Donka-Donk

The overwhelming protrusion of the flanks of flab on a generally fat woman. It's like enormous Love Handles that help when mounting a Ba-Donka-Donk. They can easily be noticed when a large woman is wearing clothing that might be a bit too small.

Holy cow, check out the Side-Donka-Donk spilling out of that chicks shirt when she sits.....

by G-Skeezay November 5, 2011

side hot

When you see someone from an angle and think they are attractive but then they turn to face you and its not such a good look

*see someone*

Girl one: man that boy is cute

*boy turns*

Girl two: damn bad luck looks like we have a side hot on our hands

by justanotherfandomobsessedgirl January 20, 2015

Spotify and Side Hug

A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.

Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"

by Mo sucks ass July 8, 2016

Side Hoe

She is there when you don't have a girlfriend and she loves you but doesn't like like you so you call her ur side hoe

Your my side hoe

by SmokingrassSikegotya June 17, 2019

Spotify and Side Hug

A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.

Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"

by Mo sucks ass July 8, 2016

Side family

The family you are somewhat ashamed of but would rather be hanging with

I wish I could've gone to drink with my side family but my main family was having a dinner

by Zacokalo January 4, 2022