internet history

the one thing you DONT want your parents looking through

(dad) son, we are gonna check your internet history

(son) (shit)

by stovO33 May 23, 2023

Colombian Internet

The worst internet you'll ever have. Colombia has the worst internet of all.

God Damn Jose, your Colombian Internet makes it so hard to have a proper Zoom call.

by Luisfersg September 7, 2020

internet kitties

Cats but on the internet. They can vary from appropriate to nsfw content. Most often found in memes

My grandma just sent me some pictures of internet kitties, but one is hentai...

by FootSmeller420 July 11, 2021

internet-lisp

typing with a lisp on a computer to another person.

person 1 - thup mang.. what are you doing?
person 2 - not much thon, was just peething out actually.
person 1 - internet-lisp

by babypiratesnapchat2 July 21, 2023

Internet rape

this is not an actual thing, rape can only be done in real life. Either you're insanely chronically online or you want an excuse to be called a victim. You most likely got sent fake, trolls of joke nsfw content by little kids. Go cry about it.

A "true" example of internet rape or sexual harassment on the internet is someone masturbating to you on a call without your consent.

Internet rape is not a thing! It can only be done irl!

by BiGf4r7 July 16, 2023

internet

The place you're on right now.

I'm on the internet.

by Stupid Af July 8, 2021

Internet Car

A vehicle, usually found on Instagram, or TikTok, lowered to the point of almost un-driveability. These cars are usually built to look appealing for audiences on various social media sites but are often terrible and unsafe to drive in real world applications. They may have flashy 3 piece wheels and an expensive body kit, or may be mismatching stock wheels and multicoloured panels, or various states in between.

Did you see that guy driving that slammed car?

There’s no way he’s driving that everyday. That’s definitely just an internet car.

by stonce tiem August 17, 2023