Something that is in the wrong place and prob the wrong time.
Why would you look this up, like, you went on urban, went to the search bar, and typed, "cup of pants" Maybe you were look for a bag of pants, idk man.
Why would you look this up, like, you went on urban, went to the search bar, and typed, "cup of pants" Maybe you were look for a bag of pants, idk man.
Guy dressed in a grim reaper costume: Hey guys i'm here!
Person at the funeral: You are as out of place as a cup of pants my guy.
Person at the funeral: You are as out of place as a cup of pants my guy.
by who the hell stole the name November 30, 2023

by Ticklerton March 9, 2015

When you pull your ball sack out and form a bowl of sorts and let your buddy fill it with piss, and then sip the urine from the sack.
by Fergy Fresh March 8, 2023

The act of using your hand to cup the semen after an orgasm that has landed on the waistline in an attempt to clean yourself.
by SneakerP November 23, 2021

A condom filled with cum/sperm that is drank as a gogurt tube by someone more than 6 years younger than the other person.
"Did you enjoy that pedophile pudding cup, darling? "
That pedophile pudding cup was so salty.
That pedophile pudding cup could make some good crispy bacon.
That pedophile pudding cup was so salty.
That pedophile pudding cup could make some good crispy bacon.
by Purple_Krusher420 August 14, 2021

69'ing while standing up
I hooked up with this one chick last night, she was the perfect size to do The Championship Cup with.
by SPOS September 24, 2017
