Cold Pasta

When Sexy Time Is Canceled, And Your Penis Has No Choice But To Be Flacid & Lifeless

"I Gave My Girlfriend A Yeast Infection Cause I Ate Her Out After Mouthwashing, Now I Have Cold Pasta"

by SupermanNextDoor May 12, 2021

permanent affects of men taking cold showers

Continuously taking cold showers can rapidly affect your sperm count and over time cause shrinkage to male genitals (penis).

Man 1: "Im worried my penis is shrinking."
Man 2: "Well stop taking all thoes cold showers!"

* Permanent affects of men taking cold showers *

by Dr Small Penis April 20, 2023

Cold Cooching

Similar to hot boxing, but cold and with your cooch. Creating a tent of cold for your nether regions using the back center unit of an SUV or Minivan and a skirt, towel, or blanket to create an exceptionally cold tent area for your cooch.

It was hot AF at the picnic, so Sally used cold cooching to get rid of her swamp crotch.

by WtF004 September 2, 2023

cold dicking

A situation in which you are forced to cold call hours on end without pay other than commission.

i was cold dicking so hard today.

by Alizee<3er August 31, 2013

Cold Sweat from GD

Cold Sweat is a extreme demon by a user named 'Para' and it is the 62nd hardest level of the official GD universe.

HOLY SHIT I BEAT Cold Sweat from GD!!

by i4ba6g4rigt February 28, 2024

Cold wit the Sauce

If a person is cold wit the Sauce he is the illest nigga who has a original and or savage dress style. A person who is to cool and is the best at what he does while staying a trill nigga with hella clout and and a squaaa to back him up.

Nigga One : Damn He a fuckin savage he really knockin niggas out he to good.
Nigga Two: Yeah he Cold wit the Sauce

by Maddog_Industry December 13, 2016

Cold Start

Trying to masturbate, but starting out flacid.

Fuck man, I tried getting one off last night but had a cold start.

by Clumbo June 13, 2018