Super Straight

Someone who identifies as Super Straight is usually insecure boys ranging from 9-13 years old. They usually have Nor/Mal pronouns in their bio and you know how that goes. It's usually just a phase or they're most likely following the trend. They're most likely misogynistic.

"Why don't I have a girlfriend?"

"Why do girls walk away from me when I try to talk to them? Is it because I am Super Straight?"

by 621y March 19, 2021

IT Super Ninja

A geek who has transcended the super geek state of being. A geek who doesn't even need to show up at work, and can still command all machines, servers, and networks as if he/she's standing there. See also r0x0r, h4x0rz, white-hat but not white hats.

IT Super Ninjas often make users uneasy by taking control of their mouse from inside their machine. If physical intervention is needed, they prefer to use the cover, concealment, and downtime of night, and often must be experts in lockpicking, parkour, and stealth while accessing workstations left locked behind closed office doors.

IT Super Ninjas are the highest, and finest breed of geek and are to be respected for their finely honed geek prowess.

User 1: "Dude. I think they hired an IT Super Ninja. My computer, internet, phone, everything- has been running for months without any issues."

User 2: "Yeah, I know. The other day, I emailed helpdesk after spilling a cup of coffee on my keyboard. My mouse started moving, and some crazy dubstep started playing on my computer. It shook my whole desk, and the coffee came out of my keyboard. It was crazy."

by Llejk Eloc June 15, 2011

Super Minority

Having enough seats in the US Senate to filibuster. Any party controlling 41 or more Senate seats.

Paul: Do you think any meaningful legislation will get passed?
Tina: Hell no, the Republicans have a Super Minority.

by Amor y Paz February 10, 2010

Super Straight

Started by Nazis on 4chan and branches out to incels online. A hashtag #SSLGBTQ is going around contradicting itself but they don’t know that. If you have to put Super before something and you aren’t Superman you are just super insecure. The difference between Gay and Super Straight is that gay people have been tormented and killed for centuries, “Super Straight” people are the ones that have been doing the tormenting and killing of gay people. It’s the transphobia for me. Hating transgender people isn’t a preference, you being ignorant is a mindset. Be better don’t be A “super straight” because even they don’t know how the movement started.

Tim: I’m coming out as Super Straight
Billy: Tim not this again, I don’t think we should be friends anymore

Tim: BUT I DIDN'T CHOOSE TO BE SUPER STRAIGHT

Billy: no you don’t choose to be STRAIGHT, you choose to be a dick

by BebetterAndLearn March 9, 2021

Super Straight

basically ur a homophobic and transphobic incel kys ur not valid

Yo I'm super straight
Shut up

by awfulberries March 9, 2021

Super Straight

A person who liked to date, and ONLY date, the same gender that they are. They also are into necrophilia, and have a scat kink.

Lola: Hey man wanna date?
Jeremy: No sorry, I only date men, im Super Straight. plus, you aren't dead so I dont know if i can feel the same.
Lola: I understand, Im not into shit anyway, sorry!

by PoggiesWowa March 31, 2021

Super Straight

Super straight are insecure and transphobic straight people who claim that they are only attracted to the opposite gender, BUT they wouldn't date someone that’s not biologically a woman. Trans women are real women who were born in their wrong body, so they transitioned to be comfortable with their body, so not dating a trans woman because "they are not real women" makes you transphobic. Super straight it's not a sexuality and invalidates trans women, so STFU.

- Hey would you date trans women?
- No, they are not real women to me
- That's transphobic...
-No it's not, it's my sexuality, I'm super straight.

- No, saying that you would not date a trans girl because "they are not real girls" IS TRANSPHOBIC

by im not ok March 8, 2021