russian dads

A Dad who doesn’t stick around to long and also has about 50 wife’s around the world and now he is intonational so obviously 2+2=4-1=3 that’s quick maths

Yo my Russian Dads is a prick lol

by Allangestwich November 19, 2017

Russian Handy

Much like the Russians, a Russian handy can be very aggressive. A term to describe when you are rushing but your cock still needs a little attention.

"Damn, babe. I'm real horny, but I need to go. Give me Russian handy!"

"Damn, babe. I'm real horny, but I need to go. Give me Russian handy!"

by 69BARB69 January 29, 2020

Russian chew

A sex position in which a male chews on the others nose and sucks boogers out then spitting it into the others mouth back and forth until one has to swallow it.

Me and Olivia did the Russian chew last night we went back and forth for twenty minutes.

by LoganSin117 December 02, 2019

russian coin purse

A Russian anal gape associated with the pornstar alysa gap.

Omg did you see the size of that Russian coin purse? I could fit a years salary in there.

by RedsQueeny October 06, 2022

Russian beyblade

When you rip out anal beads in a speed so fast it is like you are ripping the cord on a beyblade

I did Russian beyblade with my girl last week and she is still not talking to me

by Floatson November 20, 2020

Russian EMP

The Act of hitting someone over the head before proceeding to Administrate a Russian flashbang (cumming in someones eyes and clapping someones ears to create the effect of a flashbang).

Person 1: You look happy, how come?

Person 2: My girlfriend let me give her a Russian EMP last night

by M-Y-Dixie Normous October 09, 2021

Russian person

A person from russia who can speak with a strong russian accent, probably they are a gopnik, but a good one, you know?

Me- Hey Sasha, how are you?

Sasha/with a strong russian accent/: aim doin greit! I hav bine working on my sitting like a tru gopnik, want to sie?

Me- wow you are a true russian person lol

by ThisPersonIsYinn February 15, 2021