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Kevin

Super sexy,Super hot 🥵 he has a huge 😳smile, he is so hot all the boys fall and get distracted, ppl love him because his feet are so soft like a baby angle and his p… piñata is filled with he most candy, and he is hottttttt. he loves men but he’s not gay, and he only kissed 20000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 boys so his mom needs to stop plying. also his dog is pregnant…… He’s ganna be a dad 🥳🥳🥳 he also
really hot, and i would kiss him and get lost in his dreamy eyes for days. He’s my daddy, that’s not sus because a said no no homo 😩 he’s super hot also 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
Kevin is as hot as shrek 🥵
by Jojo is king November 22, 2021
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Kevining

The act of never attending anything that he/she said will be attending.
Interviewer- hey Kurt, are you coming to that interview on the 5th of April?

Kurt-yeah, I’ll be there

Interviewer(waiting at the interview location)- where is this guy? He is Kevining rn man!
by I EAT A$$ March 2, 2019
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Kevin

Person 1: her look at the new kid, he’s Asian bro
Person 2: bruh, I bet he’s a Kevin
by You mght know me ;0 November 23, 2021
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Kevin

He's called Kevin because his name is Kevin.
It is advised to avoid contact with this individual because he is one Evil Feck.
Guy 1: Who's that?
Guy2: We call him Kevin
Guy1: Why?
Guy2: Because his name is Kevin.
by RiguRagu November 22, 2018
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Kevin

He’s the man.

Jk. Kevin is the most chill guy ever. He will put up with your bs, have your back in most situations, and has a good sense of humour. Once you get to know the guy, you’ll never forget him.
Kevin is cool
by Trisran December 8, 2021
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Kevin Durant

Known as the biggest snake ever seen on television. Has the special ability to leave a best friend and to choke a 3-1 lead. His solution? Going to a team that choked a 3-1 lead that same year.
Kevin Durant can be found in the zoo.
by Tmrwfrvr August 22, 2017
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Kevin's Algorithm

Kevin's Algorithm is a algorithm created by two Genius college students which describes the evolutionary nature of the human brain during its first and second chronological sequences during midlife.

The algorithm in its entirety is as follows;
Kevin's Algorithm Java Example:

public static void findComputer(){
String website= {...};
boolean atWork;

for(String s:website){
while(atWork&&(s!=null)){
surf(site);
}

if(true){
findComputer();
}

}
by IOStorm April 30, 2011
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