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TOM

He’s a fucking twat, frigid as hell and pussy out of fights, he hates being in trouble and cry’s when his uncle touches him. He’s a snake and two faced. And is gay, he loves it up the bum.
Tom is a fat nonce.
by Tom is a fat nonce April 19, 2019
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Tom

a boy who gets rejected by every girl he asks out
tom: will you go with me one of you?
1280 millon girls: No we dont date boys named tom!
by bigfagbitch December 2, 2019
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S. TOM

oihoibuoi S. TOM
by S. TOM December 5, 2019
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Tom

Tom is another meaning of a fat, obese, faggot
That faggot is being a real Tom right now
by KingSmoth December 6, 2019
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Tom

Is to share lots of p*** with your friends
Don't worry I'll sort you out with some porn I wil Tom you.
by Jamzzzzzz December 8, 2019
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Tom

Tom is typically the best fry cook around. He is a sexy hunk who gets all the ladies. The girls are impressed with Tom’s fry skills.
Girl 1: Oh look, it’s Tom! I think I’m going to go ask for his phone number.
Girl 2: Good luck with that. Tom is a very sexy guy, and he probably won’t talk to you.
by Anonymous 669483848 December 8, 2019
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Tom Hall

Dominoes pizza box that gasses jews, an ancient tradition passed on from his ancestors
Oh shit it’s Tom Hall, take your kippers off!
by Chumbert December 12, 2019
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