Tom scrimshaw

A twitchy little cunt, can’t keep his head still. Eats like a fucking dirty cunt. And is the lankiest slender person you will ever see. Sometimes if you make him laugh you get a spot on view of his gums!

Wow it’s a Tom scrimshaw ! His gums sure are big

by Daren gave May 27, 2019

Tom Cruise

Tiny Tom Cruise has built a faltering Hollywood career by prancing around wearing high heels, standing on apple boxes, bouncing up and down on couches (like the child that he is) and, embarrassingly, even by pretending to be an action hero. All in a desperate and vain attempt at concealing his comical manletism and his painfully obvious homosexuality. Tiny Tom likes to visit gay bathhouses and enjoys going shopping for high heels with fellow midget and Napoleon complex deluxe sufferer David Miscavige.

Hey, isn't that tiny Tom Cruise holding hands with David Miscavige over there? Yeah, it sure is - those petite and effeminate crazed sissy manlets deserve each other!

by ManletDepreciator July 30, 2024

Tom Holland

The definition of a perfect human... uh yes I think so !!!

Tom holland is hot, Tom Holland is cute, Tom Holland is an amazing actor (I could write a 7000 word essay on how you could use his name I'm not kidding)

by Tom hollands wife :') May 2, 2020

tom barnes

He is a incredibly sad boy who is surrounded by those who hate his guts and tell him constantly however despite these obvious facts that he is ever doomed to the ever growing loneliness that is the tissues and lubricant on his desk as well as the loli tentacle hentai displayed constantly on 1 of his monitors while the other one is a cycle of oiled up big black men he continues to push on hoping that one day he will be able to break out of his constant misery that is his life. To summarise this series of unfortunate events which he does deserve he is and will always be Alone, unloved and unwanted.

i would feel bad for my friend Tom Branes life although he does deserve it as his name is Tom Barnes.

by sphinx909 July 5, 2023

Tom

Someone who get's drunk on a regular basis

See also:

White Girl Wasted, Ratchet, Basic as fuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccckkkkkkkk

"Did you see that guy swimming in his own chunder?"
"Yeah, he must have been a Tom"

by TheTruth96 November 5, 2015

Tom Roberts

This is an important process, make sure you follow all steps closely: Firstly, you must locate your nearest park in your area. Secondly, while rather difficult to obtain for some, you must indulge in a adequate amount of Ketamine. Lastly, and the most fun part, you must return home with immediate effect and violently attack your mother, with the option of beating your sister straight after.

I'm very bored, I might attempt the Tom Roberts tonight.

by Sexy yet fragile December 9, 2022

Tom

He compliments you the one day, the other day he doesnt know you. However, he has an angel like laugh, he is talented and smart, even if he doesnt know about it. If you know a Tom, keep him. He is a treasure.

Person 1: see dis guy?
Person 2: yeah. Hes a Tom.
Person 1: what? I talk to him
Person 2: Keep him. Hes worth it.

by #not worth living September 2, 2020