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Fartado's Lady

This is the pinnacle of deceit. It is the lowest possible classification found under the umbrella of the category "Sancho". This is a homewrecking act done by a female. In which, a female participates in any sexual act that involves ejaculation with a male that is taken or in a relationship with a distinct female classification. The key part here is, the male that is chosen to complete this grungeful act with HAS to be taken by a female significant other that is either a hooker, prostitute, escort, or any other classification of female that exchanges sexual acts with a predetermined agreement to receive a monetary settlement for this act. This is the crucial part in order to classify as a Fartado's Lady. It is the most vile and vengeful cheating act known to man. Generally this act is done by a female who is cheating to hurt someone (ex boyfriend, bf, etc). Condoms/protection are strictly forbidden, otherwise that defeats the purpose. And yes, escorts do have significant others.
Oh, No Way! That Mexican girl with the fake rrrrumpa clearly is not afraid to admit she had sex with Jaimas boyfriend! She just took down Jaima's whole client list in one swoop! She went for the dagger! Got someone with the 'ol: Fartado's Lady. Someone must have really pissed her off.
by Da Wordsmiff May 31, 2018
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Lady gill

A lady gill is a term used for the private down below relm of a woman. Which has an uncanny resemblance to, you guessed it, a fish's gill.
Jesus Steve you should have seen sophies lady gill it almost swallowed me alive
by Scouse jim June 2, 2018
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lady pouch

Vagina that is utilized to carry things
While in prison My girl friend brings me drugs in her lady pouch
by Yippy do a June 6, 2018
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Lady boner

Comes from a robbie
I have a lady boner
by Maddythemuncher June 11, 2018
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First Ladies First

motivating and praying with your mother, grandmother, and wifey, at the beginning of each day before anyone else.
The First Ladies First messaging was started by the nation’s most historical figure Jordan Thomas Cooper.
by Coop Dupe June 11, 2018
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lady digger

Lady digger means a man is loving a lot of lady’s at once
He’s a lady digger!”
by What’s up boy May 27, 2018
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Lady-Mine

The intimate part of a woman that is often plundered by Welshmen and union officials.
Jesus Christ Ianto... her lady-mine was flooded!
by ElGriffo July 19, 2019
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