Free Tap Friday

When a friend gets a free tap on another friend in the nuts

“Hey did you get your free tap on William? It is free tap Friday”
“Yes I did, he died”

by The Five Days Of Tapping November 22, 2019

Rude for free

It’s an expression that you can use every time someone is being mean/rude for no reason

bhad baby: literally nothing

Me: “smh this bitch is out here being rude for free”

by Just.surviving November 26, 2019

99% fat free mayonnaise

When you try to be on diet so you buy the fat free one but really it's not even that good.

"Oh Janine, I'm only buying this 99% fat free mayonnaise because I'm on a diet"

by YeetusMcGeetus March 21, 2019

Vluten Free

The perfect storm of annoying eater, combining both Gluten Free and Vegan together to make every single patron at a restaurant have to overhear how the individual eats neither gluten free and vegan only diet..

Waitress: What would you like to eat
Person: "Hi do you have any gluten free, vegan options because I refuse to eat animals, and or wheat.."
Waitress: "maybe a salad"
Person: "Can you check with the Chef to make sure it's Vluten Free certified"

by nowayto know March 22, 2019

free dollars

When the patron of a store shoplifts items instead of purchasing them.

How much was that? It was cheap...only free dollars lol.

by mmeez March 22, 2019

Free

No price or cost.

Look, there are FREE lollipops on the counter.

by More and More Definitions April 3, 2019

get away scotch-free

Refers to your not being charged and/or incarcerated for an indiscretion, due to whether or not you'd consumed alcohol during the period when you'd committed said crime.

Believe it or not, being intoxicated can sometimes actually be a defense in a criminal case, especially if the culprit merely committed a misdemeanor instead of something more serious... if he was drunk at the time, he can often get away scotch-free! Disgusting, but true.

by QuacksO April 14, 2019