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Jacob

The most retarded person that you will ever meet
Yeah I think he’s been around jacob too much
by Boiiiapril20.2069 November 4, 2019
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Jacob Fish

A guy who will steal any girl and fuck them senseless, he loves games, and HAS A MASSIVE HORSE COCK.
Wow she is so lucky, she has a guy named jacob fish
by Jacky boi man October 5, 2020
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A Jacob

A name you use when you don’t want to use your real name. A good and convincing fake name. No one is named Jacob
Jordan told Tyler he was A Jacob.
by garboojizz October 18, 2022
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Jacob

Alex: Ugh!... Is that a Jacob
Him: I’m afraid so
by Rooney6969 October 7, 2020
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Jacob

by Dave Roberto October 17, 2019
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Jacob

this boy never knows when to give up on things and i love that about him tbh it can be sad watching him get rejected for the like idk the 8th time LMAO but like he finally found someone who likes him back so lmao good for him. hes rlly funny and nice at times. this mf wears the same shit everyday!! gotta strive in that champion hoodie huh? good for him tbh he gets the bitches in that champion hoodie. maybe he'll get even more in the todoroki one he got for his birthday. nah but actually hes really nice and a cool guy although that mf is sad like when i mean sad i mean sad sad that man needs a hug nah not even that will do that mf needs more then just a hug he needs like 2 hugs because damn he is sad. i wish he wouldnt hide everything with a lil dumb mask and not show that hes upset so people wont worry abt him like man its sad. recently he kinda spilled everything out at me and wow he is sad like i feel bad for him.
person: wow that person is really funny and gets no bitches!!

me: oh yeah thats just my good pal jacob.
by Ghostyenx March 19, 2022
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Jacob Wynn

This character is usually a short guy with oily skin, raccoon eyes and stringy hair. Lacks ambition and steals peoples personalities to portray as his own. Usually downlow but uses women as his beard because he has not accepted himself yet. He leeches onto women, leads them away from their loved ones, secludes them and drains them of their assets. Very manipulative and narcissistic behaviors.
Jacob Wynn is a character from a book written about women surviving college.
by callforsafety December 11, 2024
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