hands off cocks and on socks

Hands off cocks and on socks (verb).
An expression of frustration (usually referred to teenage males) used to instruct a person to get up and get dressed in the morning directly after sleep.
Can be used while simultaneously knocking on their bedroom door…

“Come on boys, hands off cocks and on socks or we’re going to be late for Christ's sake!”

by Scottis February 15, 2025

mush sock

To cum vigorously into a dirty sock with abandoned freedom.

"My mom hates washing my overused Mush Sock"

by Bloopy Blop Blop February 10, 2018

sock drawer

A person and/or animal with mixed blood/ancestry as a result of interracial breeding and/or blood transfusion.

"Yeah, but I didn't intravenous blood fusion with a T-Rex, so it's a sock drawer in there."

Daniella Pineda as Zia Rodriguez in Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom"

by Otaku4Life83 August 17, 2022

sock relay

During the time and place for everything (college), a group of penis owning individuals will perform a "relay race" using a sock. The first person cums in the sock, passes it to their teammate. This continues until the entire team ejaculates into the sock. The team with the fastest time to complete ejaculations wins!

Man, I can't wait to beat you later in the sock relay!

by Fantestically Challenged May 9, 2024

mop sock

A mop sock is a sock or cloth that men ejaculate into while masturbating, it is usualy unwashed and not cleaned for long periods of time, and can become infested with molds and somtimes fungi.

"You're mother is a mop sock"

by Firestar_9 March 17, 2020

sock-n-rock it

(verb) the act of a naked man wearing a sock on his penis in order to cover his junk... because somehow pants aren't good enough. This is especially funny if its a large man.... even better if he dances.

Dude, did you see greg at the party last night? He got so wasted he took off all his clothes and then pulled a sock-n-rock it for the rest of the night.... check youtube.

by PrincessPuffinMuffin June 19, 2010

Hairy sock

When a woman has a tight hairy vagina that hugs your dick like a sock

I was fucking this chick and she was so tight that her pussy hugged my dick like a hairy sock

by 333bam July 23, 2024