Spiritual Snow Day

A day when the soul feels that institutions should be closed. Nature is calling for you to have a day off from work or school, but lacks the proper requisite precipitation to facilitate. May be used in both areas that expect snowfall or not, and is absolutely valid regardless of the season.

Franklin: "My family back home in Jersey just got 8 inches of snow, I'm taking a spiritual snow day."
Franklin's Boss: "I can respect that. See you in the AM."

or

Kelly: "I can't make it in today."
Jeff: "Why not?"
Kelly: "It's a spiritual snow day. They haven't plowed yet, and I can't make it in."
Jeff: "...We're in Flagstaff Arizona, what the heck are you talking about?"
Kelly: "Thanks for understanding, I'll see you tomorrow."

by Spookimaru January 16, 2024

Wu Snow

Sun Tzu, subliminally, reference to Santa "Satan" Claus "claws" " satan'c laws"(under threshold,
Why this over birthday of Jesus?

Sun tzu is a reference to 13 family's of illuminati alien fucked wu snow shit

by Mineowedwus August 7, 2022

Snow day

When a guy cums and its a literal shit ton. Like, seriously.

Yeah, my boyfriend got a snow day last night.

by RandomFuFu May 7, 2018

The Snow

Noun: meaning group of police officers (plural for police officer)

"oh shit run! Here come the snow!"

by The Fuzzy Wallen March 27, 2021

snow white

a small white rabbit with a black mustache and not very affectionate.

how is snow white sweetie?

by mittys January 4, 2022

Detroit Snow Cone

When one takes a diarrhea shit in the snow making a shit flavored snow cone. Can be served a variety of ways but typically in a gas station style cup. May require a spoon if the shit is too thick for a straw. Not to be confused with a Detroit Snowball

Dude A: You hungry?
Dude B: No man, my girlfriend just made me a Detroit Snow Cone.
Dude A: Oh snap, how was it?
Dude B: That shit was filling, even had nuts in it.
Dude A: She must really love you.

by DuffersDer July 1, 2019

Snow Day

Any Caucasian lacking in class and/or social status.

That boy is a total snow day. He's all white with no class.

by Tomkat May 17, 2017