sam

perfection
just perfection

“hey what’s a sam”
“sam is perfection. no questions”

by lilsticky07 April 8, 2021

Sam

WiFi problems are caused by sam

Sam fixed the wifi

by rnr321 September 22, 2020

Sam

Short ass motherfucker. Uses a voice changer cause he's not funny.

"Sam is so unfunny." -Everyone

by Sam Haater April 11, 2023

sam baimbridge

a guy who likes getting jow blobs and has an octobussy

you my friend , are a sam baimbridge

by sexywhore101 October 12, 2020

Uncle Sam Special

While giving a person anal, you rob their pockets of all their money.

I gave her the old uncle sam special.

by Plutarchheavensbee62 October 2, 2023

sam

sam is a slaggy fuck he has a tiny cock (3cm) he only cares about himself. he plays roblox because his bitchy mom "SAID THAT MINECRAFT IS TOOOOOOOO GORY FOR HIS AGE" and he needs to find the nearest hole and sling himself off like you would with a bar of soap in a pantyhoe (hes a hoe) he seriously needs to commit self die in the 3rd degree and get 3rd degree burns on his entire body for just being born

SAM BE GAY THO

by airpod user 69 July 31, 2020

Asian Sam

Once reffered to as E, Sam has now become Asian Sam. Mr. Samuel Eibes has picked up a new girlfriend Asian Nath who has converted him into an Asian. It is good to see Sam grow new relationships but unfortunately he is Asian. Asian Sam has begun a new chapter in his life as an Asain with his girlfriend Asian Nath.

Asian Sam has a nice red car.

by Westbrook00 April 2, 2024