HOMO SALAD

When a person or situation is absolutely cluster fucked.

A person with an loud, obnoxious car is a homo salad.

by Garbage Unit January 5, 2023

Gum Salad

Getting your salad tossed by a toothless elderly person or a meth whore with rot mouth.

Bruce’s grandpa cornered me in the garage and the next thing I know I was bent over the workbench getting a gum salad.

My poor grandma couldn’t make it on her social security so she had to serve up some gum salad to the manager each month to get by.

That meth whore on the corner smells like shit and she’s always tweeking but brother if you want a hot gum salad she’s your girl. Slip her a 10 spot and she’ll be in there nose deep.

by Dick Onchin January 9, 2023

eat my salad

The action of eating ones butthole.

Come and eat my salad.

by Likdicky625 April 25, 2023

Salad fingers

A slang term for a workaholic.

Timothy's colleagues nicknamed him "Salad fingers", due to the sheer amount of filing, writing, and typing his boss had laid out for him. His hands were chafed and startlingly emaciated.

by Bondelhyde May 2, 2023

Shake Your Salad

What a man or woman says when trying to pick up someone.

Hey girl, don't forget the ranch when you shake your salad!

by ShowMeYourTD’s May 3, 2023

Suddenly Salad

brings you the taste of summer all year long with convenient and fresh pasta and deli salads.

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by SPrice1980 May 3, 2023

Fister Salad

The act or art of putting both fists into 2 viginas and lick the fistee's assholes, very popular practice among more evolved(kinky)gays. requires great care and huge amounts of lubrication and focus. Kamala Harris is onced rumured to have participated in a Fister Salad in her early years of college at Howard University.

In the middle of our threesome they both asked for a fister salad.

by Fruit loop fagoon May 6, 2023