dang your socks fell!

i probably tricked you

im so funny right? dang your socks fell!

by mysteriouspamdefinerr65 March 4, 2025

tube-sock roadblock

(n) Tacky street fair. Temporary pedestrian mall selling inexpensive items such as tube socks, lemonade, scarves, sunglasses such as to impede normal traffic. Crowded street fair that has nothing of worth to purchase.

I would have been here twenty minutes ago but I ran into a damn tube-sock roadblock!

This tube-sock roadblock is a terrible place to spend an afternoon.

by Benyaboy May 27, 2010

crocs and socks

being extra careful, covering your bases.

I already posted an apology video, but I need crocs and socks or I'll get canceled. I'll tweet a notes app screenshot too.

by casamlf September 21, 2022

Loose Socks Daisuki

A term to describe highschool girls during the 90’s-2000’s. During this era baggy socks were popular highschool girls. Loose (baggy) socks daisuki, meaning I like girls in highschool.

Also referenced in an old drifting video called video option. Nomura Ken is teaching a salary man on how to drift. He explains the limited slip differential they’re looking at is LSD. He uses the term loose socks daisuki, something they both understand being old pervy men.

I love loose socks daisuki.

by Anon249 August 14, 2019

Human Sock

A human sock is a person (usually female) who's only redeeming quality is being proficient at sexual intercourse, or is very willing to participate. Can also be used for a Nymphomaniac. Refers to the act of masturbating into a sock to avoid stains on upholstery/textiles.

"What about Sarah, is she DTF?"

"Well yes, but don't ask anything else of her. She's a human sock.

by Bruce Springsteen McCambell August 18, 2011

poop in a sock

To take ur butt and poop

But it's in a sock

Pooping n a sock means that u poop in a sock

by meatstickonabone June 10, 2021

Socks the cat

The cat owned by President Bill Clinton during his administration. A black and white tuxedo cat, Socks was one of two pets in the Clinton White House, along with a dog named Buddy. His likeness also hosted the 1990s version of the Whit House Kids website. Socks was born on March 15th 1989 in Arkansas and died at 19 yeas and 11 months in Maryland.

Person 1: Who was the best presidential pet?
Person 2: Socks the cat), obviously.

by thecrazycatten April 21, 2020