the act of slapping your shlong across someones face. usually preformed on woman when having sex but if preformed as a prank on a dude the administer of the hogey slap usually loses is hogey.
girl- yes more!!
dude- *smack*
girl- what the hell was that
dude- bitch you've been hogey slapped
dude 1- if you hit me with your dick you wont have one left.
dude2- sure sure *smack* what now. youve been hogey slapped?!?!
dude 1- you son of a bitch
dude 2- *riiiiiippp* ahhhhhh you bastard, you tore off my hogey.
A slap that is completely unexpected and uncalled for. The slapper does not need to be provoked in any way, he merely needs to feel the urge to slap someone and then succumb to it. Dutch slaps often occur when the slapper is in mid-conversation with a total dweeb.
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