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Kentucky Meat Showers

An unusual phenomenon which also is a group sex act.

3 inches or less have been reported for the act except one extreme occurrence of 20-30 inches.

Also referred to as Gods Bukkake as it could get even the virgin Mary pregnant; perhaps explaining immaculate conception.

...may also describe vultures vomiting up meat over Kentucky.. but...we all know that is fake news.
God came out of the sky..must be Kentucky Meat showers. Take your birth control ladies!!

I broke Sarge everybody...must be Kentucky Meat Showers

Damn...that's a cow shaped hole in that....'boat'...Kentucky Meat Showers served again.
by A Minnesotan January 3, 2019
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Power Shower

an expression for when someone has a turning point in their career which allows them new access to levels of ability such as parking in the handicapped spots even without the handicapped sticker.
"Did you hear about the mayor giving Bryan Cranston the master key to all the private swimming pools in the city?"

"Yeah I did! He deserves it too, especially after he saved that poor midget from drowning in the deep end!"

"Oh man, I wish I had access to all the pools in the city. It's like the ultimate power shower."
by Pokeynectar27 June 25, 2015
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touch the shower

To commit suicide, perhaps by touching the shower and electricity at the same time.
I will touch the shower with electridades
by sg1138_ January 6, 2006
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shower shark

A bathroom tweaker who only smokes their glass dick when they are claiming to be in the shower, that way the dope smoke can be disguised with the steam from the shower, and they don't have to share because as far as anyone knows all they did was really take a shower....
My man is acting like a SHOWER SHARK because he doesn't want to share the pipe and keeps insisting that he isn't even lit, when I know he was smoking in the shower!
by DeLiReOuS! April 10, 2007
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showerboy

one who likes to get his groove on in and out of the shower. A showerboy will groove it out under any circumstance!
Its just like when you have to go to Danny's in Windsor, and you are so flustered with all the action going on, and then a showerboy turns the heat up even more, with a thrustful pelvic giration.
by Josh November 10, 2004
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perfume showers

The Sharing of a Perfume Shower with a Lady friend who works on the Perfume Counter at Debenhams
Brenda works on the Perfume counter at Debenhams, When we take Perfume Showers together the Radiance of all the perfume that she handles is amplified as the warm water touches her delicate skin.
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A Perfume shower is: Being pumped on (This could constitute foreplay, so I'm told, not my cup of tea, i might add.)by someone. Preferably someone who's not had meat for a few days, or has a diet consisting solely of parma violets or something equally fragrant... Surprisingly, it's not for everyone.
by Paul J Williams April 26, 2006
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Yugoslavian shower

Washing your hair in the kitchen sink. Theoretically, this method is used to avoid washing away the stench from any other areas of their body.
Typically, a Yugoslavian shower would be practiced by gypsy women, and western European women, or anyone else who may enjoy brewing a wretched body odour.
by Mikey Lein December 16, 2011
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