Purple hairs

internet caricature of someone who treats inclusion like a career move - loud public takes, lots of moral theater, and a constant hunt for social leverage - while doing very little that actually helps the people they claim to defend. Think performative activism / virtue signaling, but with a smug “I’m the main character of ethics” vibe.

Matt: “Gamergate wasn’t really for women in games, it was for purple hairs.”
Scott: “Purple hairs?”
Matt: “Yeah—people who treat inclusion like a side-quest that drops Influence +10.”

by O-Dawg87 December 18, 2025

Deep Purple

A band that made a song called smokey watery UwU and also fireball because yes I like it sort of you should listen

Did you know deep purple wrote smoke on the watere

by Ak47_22/09/22 August 20, 2022

purple mescaline

It's a purple powdered mescaline snorted for it's psychedelic affect

Can I get some purple mescaline?

by MystikDan July 1, 2024

The Purple Shit

Found in 2k21. Only the real know you hurd

Did you see the purple shit?

The purple shit was chasing me around.

The purple shit keeps me out at night.

That purple shot is crazy

by Johnweinersnitchel January 6, 2022

Purple

A color that fruity or gay people like.

Person 1: “Tim loves the color purple!”

Person 2: “Oh, that must mean he’s.. y’know..”

by realdrivermeal September 15, 2022

gabunny purple

in a YouTube video made by Big Mama Eternal

Caine from tadc said "gabunny purple to jax and started beef and ever sense its been a meme on her Chanel

You stupid gabunny purple jax

by pizzapop April 1, 2024

purple nurps

Nips that are purple

She took off her shirt and she had purple nurps!

by purplenuple January 2, 2014