To pull a Jay Leno

- verb (infinitive)

1) to steal something that you originally gave up from the person to which you gave it, usually in a clandestine and unjust manner (refers to the 2010 "Tonight Show" controversy).

2) to come out of retirement when in reality, no one wants you back See also: "to pull a Brett Farve"

"Definition 1" Example:

Joey quit the baseball team and was replaced by Brandon. However, Joey snuck drugs into Brandon's locker, got Brandon kicked off, and regained his spot on the team. Joey just had to pull a Jay Leno on us.

"Definition 2" Example:

Our bitch of a computer keyboarding teacher had to pull a Jay Leno when she retired in 2009 and came back in 2010 when she realized that she had nothing better to do in life.

by Spoofsmanship April 20, 2010

to pull a vanessa

To fuck up epicly, on a tweet or in life in general

to pull a vanessa i'd have to be a failure
Oh my god, I pulled a Vanessa on that tweet!
I got CUM on my shirt on accident, I pulled a Vanessa
DON'T PULL A VANESSA, GURLL :D
Did you see that idiot? She pulled a Vanessa!

by ohhgurll September 7, 2010

I'm gonna pull a GTA

Something you say before your about to do or be involved in something that would appear in grand theft auto, smash a window, jack somebody's car, run people over, beat up a hooker, shoot up a strip club, drug deals, do drugs, jump out of a moving car, steal a tank, shoot an RPG into a crowd of people, steal a helicopter, etc. And stuff.

Shaun: I'm gonna pull a GTA! - smashes window of car- “Damn, I'm bleeding, Niko must be fuckin superman."

by Thelotionman3000 August 1, 2011

to pull a volari

When a graphics cards company hypes its new product excessively, creating hopes that it will be really good, and in the and the card is just plain crap, although it has two graphics chips and a driver from which nvidia could learn cheating.

"I'm looking forward to this card and just hoping it ain't gonna pull a Volari on us or nothing."

by cyberwal83 February 16, 2004

to pull a dressguard

Stop trading for any reason in the stock market.

# Dressguard Says:
September 17th, 2009 at 6:15 pm

…to pull a dressguard

Hey guys, what does that mean???
# K Says:
September 17th, 2009 at 6:56 pm

remember you said you stopped trading a few months ago? :P

by dressguard September 19, 2009

To Pull a Cleary

to pull a girl(s) at least 4 years younger than you

for the lad that likes the younger woman..shes only in 2nd year,and your in 5th ....hmmm i think im going "to pull a cleary"

by Cha2409 June 15, 2010

To pull a BP

A grammatic failure by one whom prides themselves on grammatical excellence

I thought I'd get pre-emptive on yo collective asses - To pull a BP

by Tomphus November 25, 2010