Headline Porn

A term used when someone is jaded or jealous of the person of topic.

The politician was annoyed at the other candidate's higher media ratings, he called it headline porn.

Usually said by someone not getting enough head 'time' , clearly..

by Charm Duster October 2, 2016

Porn roulette

You use pornMD dice button scroll down blindly to pick a porn, now you have to do whatever they're doing in selected porn

Me and my girl played porn roulette and I ended up with a finger in my ass

by tmeck October 4, 2018

Metal Porn

The portrayal of lewd acts performed by 1 or more robots. The term is often used to describe large amounts of metal on metal action.

Joe: " I went to watch Transformers 3d over the weekend, it was such a shit movie"

Bob "Weren't you turned on by the all the metal porn in the movie"

Joe "Gross dude, WTF!"

by Cesc4 July 21, 2011

spud porn

The creation of pornagraphic videoing/images of amputee men & women. Usually done with a healthy male, clean ramming the shite out of an amputeed woman

I spud porned last night

by Romeo121 April 28, 2016

porn roulette

Going on pornhub or other similar sites with thumbnails turned off, and guessing only by title and length of video whether or not it is porn. Can be played as a drinking game, in which one has to drink every time they get actual porn onscreen.

I played emo porn roulette last night and got a face full of Pete Wentz dick

by music-theatre-mama July 29, 2017

Personal Porn

Something that isn't normally porn, but is pornographic in nature or sexually stimulating to you

That guy has a fetish for puppets, so shows like Sesame Street are his personal porn.

by AshBob5000 May 23, 2018

The Porn Pokémon

A new kind of Pokémon that Gamefreak designed because they don't have any ideas anymore

Pornosa, the porn pokémon and the evolved form of Pornhub

by Thecoolestdude June 5, 2017