porn roulette

Going on pornhub or other similar sites with thumbnails turned off, and guessing only by title and length of video whether or not it is porn. Can be played as a drinking game, in which one has to drink every time they get actual porn onscreen.

I played emo porn roulette last night and got a face full of Pete Wentz dick

by music-theatre-mama July 29, 2017

spud porn

The creation of pornagraphic videoing/images of amputee men & women. Usually done with a healthy male, clean ramming the shite out of an amputeed woman

I spud porned last night

by Romeo121 April 28, 2016

Hitbox Porn

When you’re playing a Dark Souls game and you dodge an attack by the skin of your teeth.

I watched a Speedrun of Dark Souls 3 and the person taunted infront of a boss. Classic Hitbox Porn.

by Rumare April 20, 2018

Porn Browser

The state of the art in concealing evidence of the myriad of pornographic content viewed on a computer. For some, porn browsers became obsolete with the addition of private or "incognito" modes to all the major browsers. However, these private browsing modes proved to be double-edged swords - wiping browsing history and thus increasing the amount of time spent moby dicking. To make up for this deficiency, porn consumers simply choose from a wide selection of second-tier modern browsers like Opera to browse for porn and other possibly embarrassing material while keeping their history/bookmarks intact. This strategy has almost completely eliminated the need for the age-old new folder or untitled folder.

Okay, with all the shortcuts to Chrome everywhere no one should ever try looking for my porn browser. Genius!

by goyo July 2, 2016

Porn Scroll

While watching a video on the computer, you scroll ahead for the good parts. Just like in a porn movie scrolling to the desired part.

Jim and I were watching MI3 and I was enjoying the entire movie, but he kept porn scrolling ahead to all the explosions.

by bodaggin January 11, 2012

Worry porn

Gratuitous news reporting typically in support of a particular political position that relentlessly demonizes an opposing point of view that provides pleasure to its already worry-prone adherents

Worry porn is what keeps CNN and MSNBC views glued to their sets

by MFJumbo January 8, 2022

Metal Porn

The portrayal of lewd acts performed by 1 or more robots. The term is often used to describe large amounts of metal on metal action.

Joe: " I went to watch Transformers 3d over the weekend, it was such a shit movie"

Bob "Weren't you turned on by the all the metal porn in the movie"

Joe "Gross dude, WTF!"

by Cesc4 July 21, 2011