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Free Funny Birthday eCards

funny birthday cards can be a way to promote a culture of gratitude within the office using sendwishonline. By acknowledging the birthdays of colleagues, it can create a culture of gratitude, where employees are encouraged to appreciate each other and express gratitude for their contributions. Acknowledging the personal lives of employees and sending birthday cards, it shows that the company values work-life balance.
Free Funny Birthday ecards can be a way to promote a culture of gratitude within the office using sendwishonline. By acknowledging the birthdays of colleagues, it can create a culture of gratitude, where employees are encouraged to appreciate each other and express gratitude for their contributions. Acknowledging the personal lives of employees and sending birthday cards, it shows that the company values work-life balance.
by Funny Birthday Cards July 2, 2023
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From The River To The Sea Palestine Will Be Free

From the river to the sea is a phrase most commonly seen in Pro Palestine protests. The River and Sea they mention refers to the Jordan River and The Mediterranean Sea. The country located between the river and the sea is Israel the native Jewish homeland. This phrase means to flood every Jew living between these boundaries to the Mediterranean Sea to kill them. The Palestine will be free part is after they flood all the Jews they want to establish an Islamic Extremist regime. The people who shout this phrase are mainly found to be college students who fall for propaganda.
Person 1 at a protest: FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA PALESTINE WILL BE FREE
Person 2, Jew: Why do you want to kill us?
Person 1: Because (insert historically modified false information)

Person 2: But why kill me? I didn’t do anything.

Person 1: My college professor from queer lgbt rat studies told me that.
by antiterrorisim February 21, 2024
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free birds

the worst thing to call someone worse than a slur it is to describe a terrible person or things just like the garbage movie free birds
that's such a free birds
by lost-kin February 6, 2023
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Free-Bleeding

A process done by someone on their period that involves not using a tampon or sanitary pad and instead “free-bleeding”.

Reasons a person would choose to free-bleed include(in no particular order):

1. Extreme ‘feminist’ beliefs that using tampons/sanitary pads, having been invented by men, endorses the patriarchy and tricks women into “raping themselves”

2. Religious reasons/beliefs that prohibit the use of things like tampons and sanitary pads, such as some interpretations of older Orthodox Judaism, Islam, some Hindu communities(unconfirmed), and certain Christian denominations such as Catholicism.

3. A person is uncomfortable with using tampons and/or sanitary pads and instead choosing to free-bleed, often opting for period underwear/absorbent undergarments so there won’t be a lot of mess. It is unclear whether or not using period underwear is/should be considered ‘free-bleeding’.
“Are you using tampons or pads for your period?”

Neither I’m free-bleeding using period underwear.”

“Does that count as free-bleeding?”

“No idea.”
by catbalss48 July 2, 2025
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free-mothering

The act of spawning or giving birth to something that only serves the best interests of themselves, or someone they are aligned with, regardless the moral correctness of their acts. Supporting known liars or endorsing immoral behavior is an act of "free-mothering."
Sarah Sanders is a free-mothering voice for all of the immoral acts of the current President.
by Li Li Marleaux January 5, 2019
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free range porn

Porn magazines found at the side of the road, usually tossed :-) from car or truck windows and found lying in the grass.
Hey, was out walking today, came across a bunch of free range porn.
by Dajster June 18, 2016
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Free Money

When a bet is so guaranteed to win to the point that you aren’t even risking anything
Man, I should’ve taken your bet that those two would get married, that was literally free money.
by Notnob January 7, 2024
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