Mud Puppet

A career politician, fluent in the arts of shit baggery

The President got how many people killed?? Lawrdy, that mud puppet is at it again

by Vobden September 01, 2021

Mud Collar

When a man or woman poops around the neck of their partner, thus creating a "Mud Collar".

aka, Chocolate Chain, The Circle of Trust

Oh yeah zaddy, put that Mud Collar on me before I explode.

Slap that Chocolate chain on me one time.

I'm about to let you into the Circle Of Trust. Hard As Fuck.

by NvZbLe May 18, 2017

Mud Collar

When a man or woman poops around the neck of their partner, thus creating a "Mud Collar".

Oh yeah zaddy, put that Mud Collar on me before I explode.

by NvZbLe May 18, 2017

Mud Thruster

When your friend hops on your back buck naked, then you bend over and push their arm (the throttle) forward. Once this happens they let out a solid and aggressive stream of diarrhea and become your mud thruster.

Holy shit, Dave just strapped on his mud thruster, he's primed for takeoff!

by dberothehero May 16, 2023

Mud on the nuts

Evidence of poor preparation before anal sex.

"Jeez Eric sure had a lot of Mud on the nuts after his Craigslist ad!"

by Hanging69 March 25, 2016

swamp mud

A synonym for diarrhea, or a diarrhea of certain texture?

I started taking forskolin several days ago. Since then, I've had diarrhea that looks like swamp mud.

by OccasionalEnglishLearner March 27, 2016

Mud in the Nud

When you are taking a dump and your blood is boiling so much that you need to strip to bring your core temperature down to save you from passing out and causing undue embarrassment.

Max: “Jack what are you doing? Put your clothes back on while you are taking a shit!”
Jack: “I can’t help it. I’m so hot and sweaty that I feel like I’m gonna pass out.

Max: “At least close the door if your gonna dump a Mud in the Nud!”

by Andos Hastos January 12, 2022