Meat dunk

When a individual decides to use his penis as a ball and dunk on the participants face... balls can be included

Hey dude you awake?! Cool let me just 360 meat dunk this in

by Tarzan March 25, 2019

driveway meat

Frozen meat that a strange man tries to sell you after he pulls into your driveway with his sketchy van and knocks on your door.

It doesn’t exactly have the specific taste that you’d identify with the label of the animal it says on the package.
You might become suspicious that it could possibly be a road kill or a stray pet.

“Honey, I just got a sweet-doggin deal on this here driveway meat that the strange man in the van just sold me!”

“Babe, I’m gonna cook up this driveway meat you bought yesterday for dinner... what animal do you reckon it’s from?”

by CutieCatLady98 April 9, 2019

Booty Meat

The meat on your booty;

Yooo Damn that girl got some booty meat on haa"

by Suck my dildo April 12, 2019

meat swap

when two gals get bored of their sexual partners and swap for a night

rachel and erika got bored of their regular hookups and decided to shake things up this weekend with a meat swap

by abledick April 27, 2019

meat kazoo

People who have a deviated septum suffer from the effects of a meat kazoo. After a long night of doing cocaine, when blowing your nose the next mornings and the “Meat Kazoo” starts flapping. It sounds like a combination of nose blowing, and a finely tuned Kazoo player belting out the anthem of the US Air Force, “Wild Blue Yonder”.

“Wow baby, rough night, I woke up to your Meat Kazoo flapping in the bathroom when you blew your nose this morning!”

by SeanPP May 12, 2019

Meat bitch

An individual who flexes the size of his penis constantly to the point were it becomes annoying.

Bob: “Hey, do you want to hang out with Josh tomorrow?”
Joe: “I don’t know man, Josh is kind of a meat bitch.”

by Narzanac December 10, 2019

Meat Sandwich

Meat Sandwich is the sneaky way of saying Vagina or most commonly Pussy.

Bob: Hey Dan

Dan: What

*Some lady walks by*

Bob: Uh.. I ate Stacy's Meat Sandwich last night

Dan: ok

by RedKazooie64 April 18, 2018