Kyle, a Scorpio, is a long black haired metalhead man with a hell of a sense of humor. Even if he may be misunderstood or not appreciated because of his dry views on the world, he is more of a friend than you could ever ask for. He cares about you, even if he may show it in many eccentric ways. His eccentricity is what makes him special, and you should always appreciate him for it. He gives the best and well-thought out advice, and if feeling up for it he will provide you enough comfort for you to look back on for years.
Also, he has an impeccable taste in music, you’ll never be disappointed if you ask him for suggestions. An absolute demon in bed, you’ll find yourself waking up and feeling all at once every physical sensation that you went to bed having felt.
But even if he may be witty, he may be the life of a party and a decent figure to look up to, be mindful that he might need a friend too. Someone to be around when he’s not at his best, or when his anxiety gets the best of him. He always does his best, and sometimes because of it he neglects his own emotional health for those around him.
Also, he has an impeccable taste in music, you’ll never be disappointed if you ask him for suggestions. An absolute demon in bed, you’ll find yourself waking up and feeling all at once every physical sensation that you went to bed having felt.
But even if he may be witty, he may be the life of a party and a decent figure to look up to, be mindful that he might need a friend too. Someone to be around when he’s not at his best, or when his anxiety gets the best of him. He always does his best, and sometimes because of it he neglects his own emotional health for those around him.
“That guy you’re always talking about, you’ve gotta introduce him to me”
“Oh, Kyle? I’d be absolutely pleased.”
“Oh, Kyle? I’d be absolutely pleased.”
by vampiric flesh May 22, 2022
Get the Kylemug. Kyle's are gay and will do anything for Jayden or money he also is know for taking necks. There are ugly asf and they think that could pull.
by Jjjghyg November 21, 2023
Get the Kylemug. by Kabjshdhdkdbsbsn May 5, 2018
Get the kyle cotnammug. A whiteboy who is in tune with Detroit street or music culture. Street names are used interchangeably (12 mile, 8 mile, 6 mile, etc...) but "Kyle" is immutable.
Kwan: Wow who is that handsome young man filming a music video for his hit single, King of Farmington?
TJ: That is Clooner. He is the King of Farmington. He is certified nine mile Kyle. Respect him.
Kwan: Oh, wow. He IS the King of Farmington. I will respect him.
TJ: That is Clooner. He is the King of Farmington. He is certified nine mile Kyle. Respect him.
Kwan: Oh, wow. He IS the King of Farmington. I will respect him.
by YoloKushMcBlade December 19, 2022
Get the nine mile Kylemug. A goofy ass, chin strap growin mothafucka. Kyle is a mf you at and think damn you don’t belong here. Kyle can’t get a damn bitch one so he resorts to third wheeling with every couple he can. Kyle is a man that ask the same question someone else asked 1 min ago.
by RonaldReagansTaint March 21, 2023
Get the Kylemug. A kid who swags like Fabulous and dances like Usher. All the people from neighboring cities are jealous of him
Conrad: Tch! I saw Kyle on my street the other day!
Taylor: What does he want? Told him I was gonna give him a ride in my Bentely to the new club
Arnie: Hiyo there!!! I got the new latest trend: a $1,000 Rolex with diamonds and sapphire!
Arnie: I got swagged out by Kyle
Taylor and Conrad: Woooaaah! Crap!
Taylor: What does he want? Told him I was gonna give him a ride in my Bentely to the new club
Arnie: Hiyo there!!! I got the new latest trend: a $1,000 Rolex with diamonds and sapphire!
Arnie: I got swagged out by Kyle
Taylor and Conrad: Woooaaah! Crap!
by Horsea for the party November 12, 2023
Get the Kylemug. 