John stamos 

An action

I just john stamosed him.

John stamos by Yodela September 23, 2017

john anthony lopez 

He's a dick and has a big one too. Yet, he is sexy as fuck and super weird in a good way. Sometimes he lies but it's okay. he has trouble finding his words and doesn't make sense half the time but that's okay too.

You know that kid making noise in the back of the room, that's him too.

Hey what do you call someone who looks good in all black, keeps to themselves, has long hair, and is hot?
Oh you mean John Anthony Lopez?
Yea there you go

john anthony lopez by pizzapastel December 11, 2017

john mura 

A gay ass no good bitch. Someone everyone hates and someone who does it with his dog westley. Everyone wishes he was dead and die.

John Mura is a gay retarded.

john mura by Sad brad May 7, 2018

john duke hall 

a guy with a very very very very very tiny pee pee

Gorl1: why you sad
Gorl2: i just found out my boyfriend is a john duke hall

john duke hall by `dad June 6, 2018

John Mccain

Slang for Cocaine

He say he want that white, that John Mccain

John Mccain by StreetsOnLock June 13, 2018

John Bradley

such.a.john.bradley.. omL so lit.

john bradley
Baseball, tennis, always strive to get better 🙏😃

OMG. WHY R U SUCH A john bradley!?!?!?!?

John Bradley by hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehh June 14, 2018

John turner 

A short dick hardworking "man"

This guy is a john turner lookin motherfucker

John turner by Twizzle1195 October 8, 2018