Double-Dutch, twin toddler turdiddlin'

"You go get a set of 5 year old twins, i go get a set of 10 year old twins, come back, split em up, stuff the little ones in the bigger ones asses, I put a turddilin on my cock, you put one on your cock, we grab each others turdiddlins, and dutch rudder each others arms."

Parents, here are the signs if your children are partaking in the Double-Dutch, twin toddler turdiddlin'

by KOON of the multiverse September 19, 2021

Dutch Hotbox

Where you hotbox under a quilt, usually with a bong to not spread ash. Sort of a mix between a Jamaican Hotbox and a Dutch Oven.

Damo: “Cunt, I did a Dutch Hotbox last night, ripped like 7 billies and got so fucking fried”

Bazza: “Oh you sick cunt”

by greguloid February 17, 2022

Dutch Radish

If a mundane pig was happy

Dax Shepard has the emotional capacity of a “Dutch Radish”

by Jax Kumdump February 17, 2022

Dutch curveball

The act of one throwing a fart in some one's face. Similar to a Dutch oven.

I gave that bitch a Dutch curveball.

by Maxdel August 8, 2021

Hot Dutch Boy

Shitting your pants and locking the windows. Or otherwise trapping someone under the covers.

"Get ready for the Hot Dutch Boy fellas!" As he locks the windows up.

by Knightvladimier August 31, 2021

Dutch plait

Releasing faeces into another’s lap then sitting on it

Oh baby are you gonna Dutch plait me tonight

by Sboyanon September 1, 2021

Dutch Oven Blaster

When you’re alone farting under a blanket but then someone lifts up the blanket and gets blasted in the face by your stench

“Man, I was letting them rip in bed last night and then Brent tried to get under the covers and got hit so hard by my Dutch Oven Blaster that he gagged!”

by Gilbra DeCaturd September 3, 2021