Mom: “Harold, I’m thinking of making some dutch toast for breakfast.”
Harold: “Sounds good, Mom! Just give a bowl to cum in!”
Harold: “Sounds good, Mom! Just give a bowl to cum in!”
by anthony queso June 2, 2022
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by Moon Daddy November 26, 2020
Get the dutch pickle mug.kinky, kinky warcrimes involving filthy, filthy, very bad things that only the most turbulently ill participate in. Even seasoned perverts and satan himself will not bat an eye toward such depravity. Think abusing the act of flatulence and fetishizing unholy acts of shitting violently, among other things that are simply too vile to put even on urbdic. The most bottomous point of the freakazoid iceburg, falling beneath even pedophilia, incest, and bestiality. Even the catholic church vomits at such atrocities. DO NOT TRY DUTCH STUFF. Attempting Dutch stuff will open a portal.
by haveyouseenhim July 17, 2025
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person 1: Did you see Evan get double dutched in that maid costume the other day???
person 2: yes it was poggers!!!
person 2: yes it was poggers!!!
by catfemboy69 October 24, 2020
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"Oh yeah, we dutch crutch each other all the time"
"oh, that smells like Dutch crutch"
"Oh yeah, we dutch crutch each other all the time"
"oh, that smells like Dutch crutch"
by Tmunchkin December 6, 2019
Get the DUTCH CRUTCH mug."Oh man, my wife is so mad at me. I gave her a devil's dutch oven in the shower last night and she threatened to divorce me."
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