American Internet

It is fast af

Guy 1: This American Internet is great! It loads very fast! Better than Australian Internet.

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ June 3, 2021

Ur internet

Ur internet means you talk crazy over the phone but won’t say it in person

Ur internet bro ur wierd

by .imright June 11, 2021

The Internet Law of California

A common social media principle that states the following:

On any post or other social media content that has even the slightest reference or mention of California, it is guaranteed that at least 1 person will comment about how the state is a shithole.

These commenters are usually from those who aren't from California and/or have never visited. Or from people who have visited the big cities of California or those who are jealous.

Typically, these comments vary from the following categories:

- California being a liberal/blue state

- California being infested with homeless

- Californian is a communist state

Remarks usually remain within these 3.

*Instagram post of the USA map displaying favorite restaurants across the states*

connor_rowe84: California is a shithole

This is an example of the Internet Law of California

by cumvid June 19, 2021

Unhealthy Internet User that Does Not Belong with Lights Off (aka a loff)

Someone who needs to touch some grass.

Person: hey did you see that Unhealthy Internet User that Does Not Belong with Lights Off (aka a loff)
Other person: yeah they should go outside and go for a walk

by Stupid Af June 29, 2021

The internet

A mistake

Person A: We killed God with the internet
Person B: I’mma post that on Reddit

by BatmanArk200 August 8, 2021

No internet

Sebastian

No internet is being a Sebastian a Sebastian has no internet and resorts to doing puzzles and having family time

by Reeeeee a while Sebastian September 13, 2021

Mental Internet

the suffering from the Alt in Alter Ego by getting crushed by an excavator

Chihiro has problems from Mental Internet

by Armadillo Stomach November 16, 2021