hypocrisy horse

Hypocrisy horse- a person that is self righteous and vociferous in their attitude and is guilty of the same things that they are speaking out against.

I shook my head as she climbed up on her hypocrisy horse, telling me what a slob I am while sitting surrounded by a chaotic mess.

by Monty Shagswell May 20, 2023

putting words in the horse's mouth

the anti-social habit of interrupting someone by finishing their sentences/words for them

boy, in an argument with his father:

boy: dad, sorry, I'll skip dinner tonight and (...)

father: (...) finish your chemistry and physics projects you are working on with your girlfriend Melissa? That sure would be nice.

boy: kodem koll, dad, stop putting words in the horse's mouth, it's rude. And FYI it's actually Spanish and Latin homework I was going to work on. I'll work on the chemistry and physics later, and with my friend Brandon, not my girlfriend Melissa.

by Sexydimma April 9, 2013

Jolly Horse

A male who is being “ridden” by a female and is stimulated by it would be considered a “Jolly Horse”. As the woman is riding him like a horse. He is happy about it. Therefore, he is a Jolly Horse

He was a Jolly Horse as she rode him in bed.

by Jolly Horse January 24, 2024

Jakob's Horse

When you put a rubber band around a horses balls so your friend Jakob gets kicked

we pulled a jakob's horse the other day, it was wild

by jakobslobber12 December 20, 2023

sound horse

When a female is better than a bro at being solid.

She listens to me! She is a sound horse!

by DamnitDarci December 26, 2021

New born horsed

South African slang for getting very drunk or high

Tonight we’re gonna get new born horsed.

by Deringian May 12, 2020

HORSE

This word is largely common for brown people who look like chapatti heads. Specifically 3 foot 1 people (short people) with glasses. This word is a kind way of saying to someone you look like a horse. Because if they do, then they must after all we're not the one with bad eye sight

khadijah mohammed patel: *walks down the street and lands in shit*
you: HAHAHAHAHAHA YOU LOOK LIKE MY HORSE YOU BENCHOD-

by pigeon <3 January 2, 2023