French top hat is when a french tumbler is made incorrectly or unsatisfactorily and if poured back over the makers head.
by End_owled December 4, 2017

You-Remember that guy last night on Omegle?
Friend-Which one?
You-The one with the massive, black hat!
Friend-Which one?
You-The one with the massive, black hat!
by Hat Master February 21, 2011

A modification of the cowboy hat rule, same rules apply, this time with a silly squirrel hat - if you don't have a cowboy hat.
Excuse me (FUN NAME), I believe your wearing my squirrel hat, that I have gotten from my hunting trip or other means, I hope you mean well, in that case, i would like to invoke the squirrel hat rule.
by xboxgamertaggenerator May 2, 2024

by LJS43CC311217 December 31, 2017

by Katttkitttkattt October 28, 2018

A horrid criminal. On Thanksgiving, ‘97, a store by the name of “Macy’s” held a parade in New York. They do this parade every year, and it’s one of the most famous parades in history. They have floats, marching bands, dance groups, cheerleaders, and the most unique thing, the giant character balloons. One of the balloons in the ‘97 parade was the Cat in the Hat. The winds were high that year, so lots of incidents happened with the balloons. The Cat in the Hat did the worst thing imaginable. He bumped int to a land post, causing part of it to fall off and injured 4 people. One of them was in a coma for almost a month. Who knew a bag if helium could be the most diabolical villains in all of history.
“Did you see that guy who killed the president? I heard the FBI said he was the worst criminal they ever dealt with!”
“Not as bad as the cat in the hat.”
“Not as bad as the cat in the hat.”
by CottonCandyHairedGodess November 27, 2021

by e-boybeater April 17, 2023
