sat on my hat

Where you try to give yourself anal because of your long shlong

Bro I got so drunk I "sat on my hat" last night!

by Wisegrandma666 August 29, 2019

hat sag

when the tip of someone's beenie droops down like a flaccid penis

Damn that kid has some hat sag

by hat saggah November 10, 2011

Small top hat

A very small top hat you wear on your head.

Person 1: “Hey! why does Becky have a weird little spec on her head?”

Person 2: “Look closer! It’s a small top hat!”

by Lemon_Pop_Rocks! March 25, 2023

literal ass-hat

(N) Someone who relentlessly stalks you on tumblr and shitposts about you

Yeah, I know dude. That literal ass-hat was on my blog like 3 times in one hour

by mmmmblockinoutthehaterz April 03, 2015

That’s hat

Truth; to be what isn’t a lie; not cap; ain’t no lie

Joe burrow is valid

That’s hat

by Joe shiesty February 14, 2022

Pirate Hat

Pirate Hats are clever techniques developers use to prevent their games from being cracked.

Ken: I am trying to play game dev tycoon but I keep going bankrupt because of people pirating my games

Ben:Thats because you're playing a pirated version, its a pirate hat

by MilkyRocket April 10, 2019

hat trick

getting blackout drunk 3 nights in a row (usually thursday friday and saturday).

Dude I’m gonna be hungover for a week after I pulled that hat trick this weekend.

by UltimateSlayer4848 April 08, 2022