When, the morning after she DIDN'T bang a guy otherwise ends up in her bed,a girl finds it in the kindness of her heart to throw on a sports bra and some flip flops and drive the poor man home.
Girl 1: Wow, why are you up so early on a Saturday?
Girl 2: I had to Chump Dump this dude before his hangover lifted enough that he tried for morning sex.
Girl 2: I had to Chump Dump this dude before his hangover lifted enough that he tried for morning sex.
by CGoodies June 20, 2015
Offloading a turd that dropped out at such high velocity it didn’t even make a splash
A Tom Daley dump
A Tom Daley dump
by spanjabber13 October 13, 2021
I blacked out hard last night from a strangle dump. I hit my head on the sink and woke up 2 hours later.
by Bakerdoodle July 05, 2018
The act of recruiting several people to violently and relentlessly take massive dumps all over Randal Baisden’s yard and porch
(1)“Hey man did you see Randal what a red headed asshole we should get a few people together and have a ginger dump in his yard”
(2)”if you don’t join in on the ginger dump your probably a cop or a secret ginger and America hates you -george washington
(2)”if you don’t join in on the ginger dump your probably a cop or a secret ginger and America hates you -george washington
by Just a rock’n’roll clown June 09, 2020
part 1
dad - hey jimmy go pick up the dog turds
jimmy - you do it youve got arms
dad - ill pay you
part 2
friend - hey were'd you get all that money
jimmy - its my dump dollars
friend - ohh yes dump dollars
dad - hey jimmy go pick up the dog turds
jimmy - you do it youve got arms
dad - ill pay you
part 2
friend - hey were'd you get all that money
jimmy - its my dump dollars
friend - ohh yes dump dollars
by MrLemman November 22, 2009
Losing the last hour because you have been sitting on the throne surfing social media (which is related to Tik Plopping or SnapShatting).
by Bogmaster May 16, 2020
by Steve 999999 April 14, 2017